My life is basically a demented Saved by the Bell episode: my daily routine usually winds up on some deranged detour, but lucky for me there's nothing but valuable lessons for the kids to take home at the end of the day.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm tackling what it means to live in LA as I moved here from Tokyo. Currently enjoying living back in a place where people speak (mostly) English sometimes. And living out a bizzaro version of trading places.
I’m really good at
Acting first, thinking later.
Eating sugar like Leslie Knope, and drinking like Don Draper.
Makes for some great stories!
The first things people usually notice about me
is my two different colored eyes. I was born that way - no
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Book: Ready Player One (Currently); super meta and science fiction for my inner nerd
Favorite Movie: Rocky Horror Picture Show; the fashion and science fiction cater to my inner gay man
Favorite Shows: American Horror Story, Once Upon A Time, It's Always Sunny, Dr Who, You're The Worst, The League, The Last Man on Earth, Jessica Jones
Favorite Food: Japanese and French. I mean both have the most Michelin stars in the world. They have to be doing something right.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Macbook Pro (it is essential for making bad decisions)
2. My Dodge Dart (otherwise my sister made that theme song for naught)
3. My Sunscreen (I'll burn up and die without it)
4. The Internet (I'll go into withdrawal and cry in a corner)
5. Socks (I can't go to sleep with cold feet)
6. Cell Phone (my Galaxy Note 4; mostly because I like mine to be bigger than yours...but ONLY in this case!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether serial killers would be the new superheros in an
apocalyptic scenario, and how to correctly pronounce Wilshire.
On a typical Friday night I am
gearing up for ME time, whether it's going out, staying in, or flying out on a moment's notice for the simple fact that I can.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still can't tell my left from my right until I hold up my L's
(admit it you just did it!)
ALSO, I think it's hilarious that my initials are L.R., which could
stand for Left and Right.
You should message me if
If you're down to hang with somebody who has enough energy to power a freight train, you're down to have fun doing everything and NOTHING at the same time...
And most important of all if and only if you can handle a night that could be captioned with the phrase "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead".