Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
well i move to california alot to skip the cold winters here, lived
out there during 07 to 08 and again in 2011 to 2012, but i always
seem to move back here and i have no real plans to move out there
all over again,
What I’m doing with my life
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well last fall i won a stand up comedy contest while i was living
in california, just ask me if you'd like to view a 5 minute video
of my stand up act,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
well i know alot about history, you can ask me about anytime period
or place in history if you want to, from the beginning with the
supposed "big bang theory" or even the "God did it belief" all the
way up to today and 90% chance i'll know something about it,
because whenever i stay up late at night and nothings funny on tv
i'll watch alot of interesting shows on the history, discovery, and
natgeo channels,... i also know alot about what's healthy and
what's not healthy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books - some
movies - sure
music - whatever
food - depends
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car: i'd die or starve to death with out it.
My phone: Oh crap, i've become one of those people now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how boring this site is, how no one on it wants to date, or even
read my profile, like how i can also say i like Cage fighting
bears, making my AWSOME bathtub potato gin moonshine, teaching
parrots at pet stores swear words, Robbing ice cream from ice cream
trucks, stealing honey from bees, snatching penguins from zoos and
keeping them as pets, hunting leprechauns at the end of rainbows
and stealing their pot of gold
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching real time with bill maher, unless i have somwhere fun to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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here are some not really that private stupid old joke answers: ---
Watch me in my upcoming cameo in CBS's C.S.I's Las Vegas playing
"Weepy Gambler in sweatpants"... I will be staring in a remake of
"The good, the bad, and the ugly" where I'll play all three roles.
Emphasis on "The Bad"... A lack of clean laundry is only one of the
reasons CBS and MTV keep turning down my Big Brother and Real World
applications... If you're still wondering who shot the sheriff I
did! but I did not shoot the deputy... I have a problem with
kleptomania, but i'm taking somthing for it... I was accused of a
prank involving Ex-lax---The authorities are still investigating
me... I was almost killed when I antagonized this drunk midget with
a shiv who was a lot tougher then he looked... My anti-drug is
pointless vandalism... I did not cry every time I watched the movie
"Dumbo" and anybody that says I did is a Damn Dirty Liar!... One
day I nearly died when I was alomst chased off a cliff by
Muppets... I have reached a uneasy truce with most N'Sync members,
but I'd still kill J.C Chasez as soon as look at him... One of the
things I was in incarcerated for was taping a baseball game with
out the expressed written consent of Mayjor League Baseball... In
some alternate reality there's a evil (and not very funny) version
of me who lays waste to his home world by a means of a secret
empire. Fortunately you got the good me. (Or did you.)... I know
that lawnmower blades and feet DO mix. But only Scott Walkers
You should message me if
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somthing fun, and if you're a girl who chats with me on here for a
few minutes and then asks me to join you at your naughty model
web-cam or some kinky dating site kill yourself,
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