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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 15
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Ryan. Welcome to my profile.

I am a Naval Aviator stationed here flying a multiengine plane. I am looking for someone that can keep up with me in my randomness and adventures. Not someone I have to take care of or worry about offending with sarcasm. The smarter you are, the better. Intelligence is extremely sexy. I'm want someone with a great sense of humor and a strong drive, but able to relax and act like a kid when the time calls for it.

I am a very sarcastic. Im random, a smart ass, and a movie quoting machine. I love to have fun and live in the moment. I love to make people laugh and have a great time doing so. I really do like to just let things happen. I love the outdoors. I enjoy guns, cars, sports, movies, and board games (yes board games). If it's fun, I will enjoy it. Especially if it's outside.

If you think we will get along, we probably will. Im a very laid back and chill individual. Nothing offends me and I love awkward moments. I have a great sense of humor, I'm honest and very sincere. A genuinely nice guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
If I'm not working, I'm relaxing or doing something with friends. I make it to the bars on occasion, but am looking for more fun things to do on weekends. I'm always looking for something fun or new to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Im pretty good at most outdoorsy things like sports, hunting, shooting, fishing, and camping. Great with cars and other things with engines that can be worked on. Im great when working with my hands... Just rebuilt a jeep.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall, funny and loud. It makes me hard to miss. After that I have really bright blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have hundreds of movies. Random movie trivia is my rain man capability (everyone has one). I love goofy, adventure, action, cult classics, and anything with Will Ferrel or Vince Vaughn. An occasional rom com is acceptable as well. I dont have just one favorite movie, I think you should be allowed at least 5. A quick selection of favorites, fight club, Triston and Isolde, The count of Monte Cristo, 300, law abiding citizen, 13th warrior, death race, princess bride (guilty pleasure), the losers, the matrix (the first one is the best by far), old school, snatch, army of darkness (best B movie ever!!), The ghost and the darkness, boondock saints, out cold, enemy at the gates, talladga knights, couples retreate (dont judge), wanted, super troopers, waiting, the italian job, the hangover, stealth, grind, joe dirt, underworld, push, a knights tail. The selection can change based on the time of year and my mood.

For shows, its another big list, Always sunny, Archer, Tosh.0, NCIS, a bunch of stuff on netflix from way back in the day, ancient aliens, Hung, Entourage, Firefly, Mad Men, Burn notice, through the wormhole, parks and recreation, oprah (not really, just seeing if you were paying attention).

90's rock is the best by far. I listen to pretty much anything except country and really bad rap. This includes classical, death metal, rock, pop, folk, punk, and techno. Favorite band is Everclear, followed by audio slave.

I love food! Mexican, italian, american, german, chinese, I eat what is in front of me. I love to cook on the grill especially, but I am no stranger to the kitchen either.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Jet Fuel
My Phone
My Car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. How much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with friends at the bar, at home, or a friends house playing games and having some drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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You will have to ask that one in person
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You legitimately want to hang out with a nice guy and dont just have it written in your profile :)
If you laughed at my profile, you should message me.