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allthejosh

45 M Fort Lee, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Aug 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking for partner in crime.
Bonnie n Clyde style.
Someone to get into trouble with, someone who will go thru that scary iron gate that says says " "No' trespassing." While holding my hand leading the way doing it.
I am looking for someone I think about before I goto sleep and the first thing when I rise.
It's been a long time!
And to tell ya the truth I would much rather cuddle up to a soft warm body then my king size pillow,
It's truly getting old.
I have a bit of a touch of empty nest syndrome.
I am a native New Yorker, grew up in
Westchester.

I do love to go to see live music !!
Was a deadhead in my youth and toured for a few years back in the late 80's early 90's
Then the next night would head off to see Jane's Addiction show.
And to boot I Road managed/babysat Dee Dee Ramone from the punk band The Ramones,
Was also was aspiring Music video director as well before
I ended up leaving the industry to raise my oldest daughters on my own as a single dad way back before it was hip.

I work in the fashion jewelry.
And also I am part time masseur (professionally) to make a little extra $
Have been studying massage for 30 years and have a small group of clients.
I have been shooting the last 16 years Fashion/Glamour photography for my old company.
And have been shooting film and video since college.

I love sports (Jets, Mets, Knicks) but you don' have too,
Big time into Broadway theater, movies, outdoor adventures, fine dinning with fine company, photography, philosophy, poetry readings, art, LOVE giving massages, and enjoying life.
NO REGRETS is my motto
Life is just to fucking short!
Really!!

Enjoy spending quality time when I have my daughters. And trying to teach them how to be the most caring, compassionate, and independent, funny, smart ladies they can be.
P.s. NOT looking for a mother, they already have one.

I'm looking for a lady with a kooky sense of humor, creative, caring, honest, smart, sexy, very sensual and very passionate.
Someone who I can go to live music with art galleries, museums, watch movies, shoot pool, talk ,cuddle, massage. etc
Someone with whom I can share gut belly laughs and sunshine daydreams with.
Also it's a big plus if you enjoy being massaged for hours at a time.

I'm looking for my Princess Buttercup.

p.s. Yeah, that was a bit long winded, but necessary.
What I’m doing with my life
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Being a great dad
Having fun
Working
Catching up on my reading
Enjoying life and this crazy ride
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh :)
Listening
Givin Massage
Photography
Watching movies
Giving massage
Lovin Life
Getting 3 little girls ready for school (on time) without a hitch ponies included
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My Blue eyes
and smile
I look better in real life
That I resemble Kiefer Sutherland.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter series, The Hunger Games trilogy. Ken Kesey, Hunter Thompson, Tom Wolfe, Kurt Vonnegut, Aldous Huxley, Annis Nins, Erica Jong, Billl Waterson (Calvin n Hobbes), Rudyard Kipling, Roald Dahl. The Way of the Peaceful warrior,

Movies: Rocky Horror ,The Princess Bride
The Sting, The Wall, Hedwig n Angry Inch,
Gross Point Blank, Blade Runner, Harold n Maude, Office Space, Labyrinth, HairSpray, Willy Wonka, The Big Chill,
The Warriors, Liquid Sky, After Hours,
Mystery Train, Requiem for a dream,
Fear and Loathing, Where the Buffalo Roam, Slap Shot, V for Vendetta,
Just about any documentry love em!
I actually shoot a documentry as student at Kent State
and about the massacre at Kent State ack in 1971
while I attended wayyy back in 91"

TV: Breaking Bad,The Big Bang Theroy, Elementry, Psych,
Etc.

Among my fav music is: The Dead, Nick Drake, Joni Mitichell, Mother Love Bone, Soundgarden, Sublime, CSNY, Pink Folyd, Pearl Jam, Blind Melon, Beastie Boys, White Stripes, Yes, The Who, The Clash, Butthole Surfers, The Ramones, STP, The Kinks, Suzanne Vega, Blues Traveler, Stanley Jordon, Jaco Pastorius, Mavhavishnu Orchestra, RHCP, Smashing Pumpkins, ACDC, Arctic Monkeys, The Beatles, The Cars, Chicago ( 70's), David Bowie, Donovan, The Doors, Earth Wind & Fire, Elvis Costello, EPMD, Foo Fighters, Genesis, George Clinton, Green Day, Jimi, Joe Jackson, Led Zep, Marcy Playground, The Pretenders , Toot's & the Maytals, Mike Doughty= Soul Coughing, NIN, Nirvana, Outkast, Ozzy/ Sabbath, Portishead, Prince, Public Enemy, REM, The Raconteurs, Seal, Simon & Garfunkel, Sly & the Family Stone, Steely Dan ,T.Rex, Tenacious D, Tim Curry.
I love music.
Everything but mainstream country.

Fav food depends on my mood
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Kids, they are my world!
Giving Massages for hours on end
Money
Music
Netflix
Palladia/Fuse/HD net concerts
Knee rattling sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Finding a real true soul mate/partner
Wondering if that actually even exists.
My business
How to improve my life.
Crop Circles and
How fucked up this world has become!
And what I can do to contribute to make it a better place for my children to live in.
amazing mindblowing sex( I am a guy)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Home with Netflix,Palliadia or HDnet concerts. possibly Friday night Knicks.
Or playing zingo bingo with my little monsters.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Your looking for a caring, compassionate, funny, loving ,carefree, young at heart gentleman.
Respect the fact that I raised my older daughters a single father and
know how to treat a woman.
An man who has knows what he wants in a partner.
Ready to be adored and treated like a queen
Have the same interest's (a must)
You loved to be massaged for hours on end with really happy endings :)
Enjoy Live music, Great food, Movie marathons, Art shows, Outdoor adventures,