I'm laidback, I guess, but I really hate that term. I like to brew beer and to drink beer. I like reading, film, games of all kinds, cooking, eating...and all that fun nonsense. I'm a paralegal. I like animals. I play guitar. I bite my fingernails. I'm a hairy dude. I like hearty handshakes and fist-bumps and drunk hugging. I dig using words like "dig" when referring to things I like. I'm always drumming on things. I love skim milk over any other kind. I've got a pretty sweet job as a paralegal. I'm blind without my glasses 8(

I'm really sarcastic and dry and it's a bit tough to get me to talk serious. I do have a pretty sensitive side, though; a good work of art can make me tear up (book, movie, song, etc).

Paralegaling. Eventually I'll be brewing beer for a living.

I'm always looking to do new things. Exploration is key.

Being funny, brewing beer, playing guitar, typing, reading, speeding, texting while driving, scratching, cooking, puns

Hair, glasses, plaid. I think everyone assumes I'm the goofy fat guy, but, joke's on them, I'm not really goofy at all (sober). I'm dry and sarcastic and quick with comebacks and puns.

Okay I can be pretty goofy, too.

Authors - Chabon, both Sedarises, both Burroughses, Walter Kirn, Gaiman, Burgess...

Films - 12 Monkeys, 28 Days Later, Alien, Amelie, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lebowski, Blood Simple, Brazil, Chinatown, Citizen Kane, City of God, The Deer Hunter, Die Hard, Doubt, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Fargo, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Goodfellas, Green Mile, Hot Fuzz, In Bruges, The Incredibles, The Iron Giant, Jaws, Knocked Up, The Lives of Others, Leon: The Professional, Let the Right One In, Memento, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, MST3K, Network, No County for Old Men, North by Northwest, Office Space, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Pan's Labyrinth, Predator, Raging Bull, Rashomon, Ratatouille, Reservoir Dogs, The Royal Tenenbaums, Saving Private Ryan, Seven Samurai, The Shawshank Redemption, The Shining, The Silence of the Lambs, Sunshine, Superbad, Taxi Driver, Terminator, Terminator 2, There Will Be Blood, Up, Up in the Air, WALL-E, The Wrestler, Young Frankenstein

Music - Adrian Belew, Aethenor, Anglagard, Anneke van Giersbergen, Arcana Coelestia, Archive, Assemble Head in Sunburst Sound, Bacamarte, Balmorhea, Beardfish, Ben Folds/Ben Folds Five, Bibo, Birds and Buildings, Black Math Horseman, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Blut Aus Nord, Brutal Truth, Buried Inside, Candlemass, Cobalt, Colosseum, Crim in Choir, The Dear Hunter, The Decemberists, Delirium, Devin Townsend, Drudkh, Emerson Lake & Palmer, Fleet Foxes, The Gault, Genesis, Gungfly, Harmonium, King Crimson, Latitudes, Led Zeppelin, Lisa o Piu, The Mars Volta, Mastodon, Mats & Morgan, Meshuggah, Mono, Nick Drake, Premiata Forneria Marconi, Ritual, The Ruins of Beverast, Soap&Skin, Taipuva Luotisuora, Transatlantic, Vangelis, Weakling, Ween, Wobbler, Yes

Food - Peruvian cuisine, Thai, Korean, disgusting Southern BBQ, Italian

Podcasts, plaid (plaidcasts??), good beer, guitar, thrift stores, bubble wrap

Like, everything. How to make the world a better place. Feminism. Beer. Stand-up comedy. Podcasts. And everything that stems from those.

When someone says on their profile they hate "games," "drama," "liars," "cheaters," etc, do they expect that to stop a liar or cheater from messaging them?

Doing things I enjoy doing, as mentioned in this very profile.

You'll either love me or hate me. Or, you'll moderately like me or moderately dislike me. Alternatively, you could be completely indifferent about me.

You're an annoying person with an artsy fartsy streak.