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almightysapling

26 Sacramento, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Mar 7
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I love computers. I write software, right now I'm in the process of writing on online RPG. I guess when I'm really bored I'll make a game, though I must admit I have more fun writing the code than using the outcome. I don't play too many computer games, they just aren't all that fun. I used to be a huge Dance Dance Revolution fan, I just haven't had the time for it in the past two years. I bet if you put me on a machine I could still do pretty well though. I used to like just going into town and hang out with my friends, but that's changed since my move to Sac. My music preference is a little out of the norm; I am not a fan of rap, I despise country, and I stick mostly to the newer rock. I like old-school punk, but the new stuff sucks (i.e. I am NO LONGER a fan of Green Day), except for SICKpuppies. They are amazing. I absolutely love Industrial music. Celldweller being my favorite. And I'd have to say my all-time favorite band is System of a Down, but I'm gonna have to find a new one, since they are no longer together [currently in the running for the genre of rock: Billy Talent. In general (though it's still kinda rock, I guess) Luxt.
As far as the tv is concerned I love watching Comedy Central. The only time I'll change CC is if Chappell's Show comes on or it's something I've seen about a billion times, then I'll switch to Cartoon Network. But my favorite thing to do is go rent a few movies, at least one has to be an Independant film... and that usually happens without me having to look for one. I grab the first movie that strikes my attention and whadya know, it's an Indie film. The best movie I've ever seen is Indie, and it's called The Chumscrubber. And if I've seen all the independents, a foreign film will do. WATCH NOVO... it's downright wonderful.
And then there's me. I'm 6' 1", I used to be way overweight (well, not WAY, but I feel that way) I ate more than I should, still do a little, but I'm getting much healthier. My leg muscles were huge, and I'm working on making them big again. I had three piercing, but my boss made me take my eyebrow piercing out, and then one of my nipple piercing fell out in my sleep, and my Wolverine-like ability to heal just took care of that before I even woke up, one tattoo (pi and the first forty digits wrapped around my wrist), and (to be short) dark brown hair. I can't tell you what style of clothes I wear, because it all depends on how I feel that day. If you think you see me, just yell Trevor, and I'll look around.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I feel like I'm getting closer and closer to dooming myself to a life of crappy jobs, but I'm still pushing it.

I'll be taking ASL IV, along with 2 science labs and some other class... I think. I feel that at the rate I'm going I'll never get out of college. Ugh. Motivation just isn't finding me.

All in time, I suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oral sex. What? You got, flaunt it.
Programming. Listening. I am one of the few people I know that actually listens to music and doesn't just hear it. I understand. I solve. I like logic puzzles. And until now, I haven't emphasized it, but I really like math. Hit me.

I'm NOT really good at teaching, however.
I can try, but you're better off learning alone.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure. I'm pretty... average looking. I'm tall but feel short. Heavy and feel huge. Loud and I know it. I guess it depends on how hyper I am. Then the first thing they notice is either the fact that I am bouncing of the walls, or (I think it's really obvious, but some people just say it depends on what I'm doing) that I am gay.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Sandman series, by Neil Gaiman. His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman. Dan Brown's "Angels & Demons". All good stuff. And "1984" by George Orwell, "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley. Here's where I disagree with the rest of the world: I am not a fan of C.S. Lewis's "Narnia" series. However, I do love his book "Out of the Silent Planet". It is so full of just basic human THINGS that it really makes you think about people. I read (for lack of anything better) Piers Anthony's "Incarnations of Immortality" series. It was meh... okay. Recently I read (and absofrigginlutely loved) House of Leaves. amazing. I finished Gibson's Sprawl series ("Neuromancer" and and others) and I loved every second of it up to the final page. Now I'm finishing up his Bridge series ("Virtual Light" and others) but I read it out of order so I'm thinking I'll have to re-read it.

Movies: Hmm.. well, The Chumscrubber, Novo, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Short Bus, Repo: The Genetic Opera, all of Jim Carrey's works.

Music: already went over that: Celldweller, Billy Talent,SOAD, Sick Puppies, Tool, techno, rock, NO RAP. (okay, I can't hate EVERYTHING in the genre, because given a big enough pile of shit, your bound to find that one person swallowed something of value). And while I never thought I'd ever like something called "Trip Hop" it's actually really appealing to me. Go figure.

Food: Although I enjoy Mexican, I don't really ever feel the need to eat it specifically. I never say "hey, I feel like tacos!". But if someone else says it, I'm totally down. Hell, I'll even cook 'em. But I LOVE the Italian food, and Chinese. Okay, so maybe I'm italian, but our food is still the best.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends:[Loren, Dave, Chelsy, the Sharps, Erica, Jason],
Internet,
Nintendo,
Music,
Spaghetti [see above],
... and I don't know. I suppose it'd be good to have one wildcard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, the universe, and everything, sex, people, relationships (both mine in specific and just relationships in general), why, how, how can i do..., how can i get..., my friends, love, dating, lyrics, music, evolution, infinity, pi, phi, e, i (these last 5 in no particular order) math, programming, creating, creation, creationism, religion, god, or lack thereof, spirituality. No particular order. Oh shit, order... So, to add to the list: Chaos, Entropy, Nature, why the pages in front of me are still blank, HOW the pages I've already read can possibly be blank again, and why the paranormal doesn't make itself more normal.

Also, I love how this section and this section alone filled itself with sporadic casing and semi-random ellipses. Huh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, or being a total DORK just playing with my computer, at home, in the dark, alone.
Just looking at my telephone.

Wondering if you are going to call.

[Bonus points if you can catch the reference here]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This is a loaded category. I'm willing to admit everything, but then I'd have to think of it all and write it all down, so just ask. With me there is no private. I've done some things I'm not proud of. I've done some things that others wouldn't approve. I would like to do somethings that society would consider taboo, but to me seems, well, better. It's all public.
You should message me if
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you want to.

Since I'm single now, if you're interested in a date.

Also, it'd be rad if when/if we decide to meet, you had a car... as I am a broke ass ho with a bad driving record and have none.
Makes meeting people hard.