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almightysapling

27 Irvine, CA Man

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  • Ages 18–27
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My details

Last online
Mar 22
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love computers. And I like math. A lot. In my free time, I study math, watch TV, and write random software for fun. Sorry for the mostly empty profile, I haven't been here in so long, it was so far from applicable to my current life I had to delete most of it.

I'm a grad student at UC Irvine. Most time goes to studying and watching TV.

I used to be a huge Dance Dance Revolution fan, I just haven't had the time for it in the past forever. I bet if you put me on a machine I could still do pretty well though.

My music preference is a little out of the norm; I am not a fan of rap, I despise country, and I stick mostly to the newer rock and 90s alternative. I absolutely love Industrial music. Celldweller being my favorite. And I'd have to say my all-time favorite band is Luxt, but unless you're 2-20 years older than me and really into garage bands in Sacramento, you probably don't know who they are. Oh, and Billy Talent. Always a good time.

And then there's me. I'm 6' 1", and out of shape. Let's be honest, I can say I'm "stocky," but I'm fat. I've always been big, but right now I'm just fat. Going to the gym to work on it, and slowly but surely my eating habits are returning to what they were before I started grad school and starting eating shit. My leg muscles were huge, and I'm working on making them big again. My ear is pierced, used to have more, and I have six tattoos, mostly math related: pi (wrist), 0 and 1 (back), phi (back/shoulder/arm), a lime (ankle), and soot sprites/makkuro kurosuke/susuwatari (leg).

My sense of fashion is nonexistent. I've never really cared to look a certain way, but I do tend to avoid looking like a slob. I suppose my look is "shorts and a t-shirt". I'd wear jeans, usually, but fucking christ it is hot in SoCal.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently studying math a UC Irvine. First year. I should have a PhD in 6 short years. Pay is decent, and I have no debt. So I'd say I'm pretty together.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Oral sex. What? You got, flaunt it.

Programming. Listening. I am one of the few people I know that actually listens to music and doesn't just hear it. I feel old around my peers, because I really don't understand why they like the music they like.

I understand. I solve. I like logic puzzles. Math.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure. I'm pretty... average looking. I'm tall but feel short. Heavy and feel huge. Loud and I know it. I guess it depends on how hyper I am. Then the first thing they notice is either the fact that I am bouncing of the walls, or (I think it's really obvious, but some people just say it depends on what I'm doing) that I am gay.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Sandman series, by Neil Gaiman. His Dark Materials series by Philip Pullman. Dan Brown's "Angels & Demons". All good stuff. And "1984" by George Orwell, "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley. Here's where I disagree with the rest of the world: I am not a fan of C.S. Lewis's "Narnia" series. However, I do love his book "Out of the Silent Planet". It is so full of just basic human THINGS that it really makes you think about people. I read (for lack of anything better) Piers Anthony's "Incarnations of Immortality" series. It was meh... okay. Recently I read (and absofrigginlutely loved) House of Leaves. amazing. I finished Gibson's Sprawl series ("Neuromancer" and and others) and I loved every second of it up to the final page. Now I'm finishing up his Bridge series ("Virtual Light" and others) but I read it out of order so I'm thinking I'll have to re-read it.

Movies: Hmm.. well, The Chumscrubber, Novo, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Short Bus, Repo: The Genetic Opera, all of Jim Carrey's works.

Music: already went over that: Celldweller, Billy Talent,SOAD, Sick Puppies, Tool, techno, rock, NO RAP. (okay, I can't hate EVERYTHING in the genre, because given a big enough pile of shit, your bound to find that one person swallowed something of value). And while I never thought I'd ever like something called "Trip Hop" it's actually really appealing to me. Go figure.

Food: Although I enjoy Mexican, I don't really ever feel the need to eat it specifically. I never say "hey, I feel like tacos!". But if someone else says it, I'm totally down. Hell, I'll even cook 'em. But I LOVE the Italian food, and Chinese. Okay, so maybe I'm italian, but our food is still the best.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends:[Loren, Dave, Chelsy, the Sharps, Erica, Jason],
Internet,
Nintendo,
Music,
Spaghetti [see above],
... and I don't know. I suppose it'd be good to have one wildcard.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
life, the universe, and everything, sex, people, relationships (both mine in specific and just relationships in general), why, how, how can i do..., how can i get..., my friends, love, dating, lyrics, music, evolution, infinity, pi, phi, e, i (these last 5 in no particular order) math, programming, creating, creation, creationism, religion, god, or lack thereof, spirituality. No particular order. Oh shit, order... So, to add to the list: Chaos, Entropy, Nature, why the pages in front of me are still blank, HOW the pages I've already read can possibly be blank again, and why the paranormal doesn't make itself more normal.

Also, I love how this section and this section alone filled itself with sporadic casing and semi-random ellipses. Huh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either working, or being a total DORK just playing with my computer, at home, in the dark, alone.
Just looking at my telephone.

Wondering if you are going to call.

[Bonus points if you can catch the reference here]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This is a loaded category. I'm willing to admit everything, but then I'd have to think of it all and write it all down, so just ask. With me there is no private. I've done some things I'm not proud of. I've done some things that others wouldn't approve. I would like to do somethings that society would consider taboo, but to me seems, well, better. It's all public.
You should message me if
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you want to.

Since I'm single now, if you're interested in a date.

Also, it'd be rad if when/if we decide to meet, you had a car... as I am a broke ass ho with a bad driving record and have none.
Makes meeting people hard.