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almost_a_ninja

31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Designer, builder, master tinkerer, uber progressive, puts the toilet seat down in unisex bathrooms.

I got my shit together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Production Designer Extraordinaire. I work at a think tank. Not like the one MacGyver worked at, but one that helps companies be better companies.

I used to chop firewood for David Bowie when I was 13. I think that's when I peaked.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photoshop. I'm really, really good at Photoshop.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You are the Brute Squad"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I'll read anything from High Fantasy to Marketing Statistics and Data. But Herman Melville, Tom Robbins and Tolkien will always have their special place.

TV: Anything with Dragons, Ninjas, or Sharks. Or anything on HGTV. It's like my 31 year old self is in a constant struggle with my inner child when it comes to the remote.

Music: I really like 90's alternative, Jammy bands, and I loves me some Melodic Metal Opera. GnR, Smashing Pumpkins, Motley Crue.

I could eat at Morgan's BBQ in Brooklyn 3 times a day and die happy in 4 years.

I love Guac.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Coffee
The Hudson Valley
My Gadgets
Back Rubs
Rainy Day Naps
Dirty Martinis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The moment I'm living in.

Why did I just touch that handrail?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oysters.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used the Pythagorean Theorem at work the other day and got a bit too excited.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can connect every single time with a nice Top Gun high five round house.

You can hold your own in yard sports.

You're earthy, artsy, and happy.