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almost_a_ninja

31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Designer, builder, master tinkerer, uber progressive, puts the toilet seat down in unisex bathrooms.

I got my shit together.
What I’m doing with my life
Production Designer Extraordinaire. I work at a think tank. Not like the one MacGyver worked at, but one that helps companies be better companies.

I used to chop firewood for David Bowie when I was 13. I think that's when I peaked.
I’m really good at
Photoshop. I'm really, really good at Photoshop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll read anything from High Fantasy to Marketing Statistics and Data. But Herman Melville, Tom Robbins and Tolkien will always have their special place.

TV: Anything with Dragons, Ninjas, or Sharks. Or anything on HGTV. It's like my 31 year old self is in a constant struggle with my inner child when it comes to the remote.

Music: I really like 90's alternative, Jammy bands, and I loves me some Melodic Metal Opera. GnR, Smashing Pumpkins, Motley Crue.

I could eat at Morgan's BBQ in Brooklyn 3 times a day and die happy in 4 years.

I love Guac.
The six things I could never do without
Good Coffee
The Hudson Valley
My Gadgets
Back Rubs
Rainy Day Naps
Dirty Martinis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The moment I'm living in.

Why did I just touch that handrail?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used the Pythagorean Theorem at work the other day and got a bit too excited.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can connect every single time with a nice Top Gun high five round house.

You can hold your own in yard sports.

You're earthy, artsy, and happy.