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almost_a_ninja

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Farsi (Poorly), French (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Outdoorsman, designer, builder, master tinkerer, uber progressive, puts the toilet seat down in unisex bathrooms.

I got my shit together.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a Production Designer. I work at a think tank. Not like the one MacGyver worked at, but one that helps companies be better companies.

I got my shit together.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drumming up adventure.
Making anything with my hands.
Cooking and/or eating delicious food.
A good comeback.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You are the Brute Squad"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'm really into Indie movies, but I haven't seen Kingdom of the Crystal Skull yet.

TV: Anything with Dragons, Ninjas, or Sharks. Or anything on HGTV. It's like my 32 year old self is in a constant struggle with my inner child when it comes to the remote.

Music: I really like 90's alternative and metal and stuff. Remember plaid guys???

I could eat at Morgan's BBQ in Brooklyn 3 times a day and die happy in 4 years.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good coffee
The Hudson Valley
My gadgets
Back rubs
Rainy day naps
My production studio
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The moment I'm living in.

Why did I just touch that handrail?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used the Pythagorean Theorem at work the other day and got a bit too excited.
You should message me if
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She had blue skin,
And so did he.
He kept it hid
And so did she.
They searched for blue
Their whole life through,
Then passed right by-
And never knew.
-Shel Silverstein