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almostelvis

31 / M / Straight / Available

Los Angeles, California

His Details

Last Online
Jun 16
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a hardworker with a bit of playful sarcasm, but more often wit and wisdom and helpful insight. I'm a good listener, deep thinker, and progressive christian. Emphasis on the progressive.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally, I manage a comedy theater in Hollywood.
Outside of my day job, I'm working on my writing, stand up, learning to cook, getting involved in urban design issues, and volunteering in the community.

Currently I am hosting/producing a show called "The Ladies of OKCupid Stand Up Show." Where the audience votes on the best match based on our stand up sets. If you are a fellow stand up comedian and would like to be on the show, please message me.
I’m really good at
Analyzing architecture/design.
Helping others.
Making people laugh.
Helping you buy and/or fix up a bicycle.
Folding an omelette at just the right time.
The first things people usually notice about me
Honest. Hardworking. Handsome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
On my nightstand right now: Life and Death of Great American Cities

Other all time favorites: Our Mutual Friend, Losing Moses on the Freeway, Standing Up, Comedy on the Edge, My Life with the Saints, Geography of Nowhere, 100Years of Solitude, House on Mango Street, Speak What We Feel, America: the book, the Man who was Thursday, Bleak House, Bird by Bird, Lord of the Flies, GM Hopkins' and Anne Sexton's poetry.

All time favorite movies include: Hudsucker Proxy, Charade, Big Fish, True Grit, Taxi Driver, Elf, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, The Fog of War (you got to have a documentary on your list, right?), Elvis on Tour, The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, and Indiana Jones.

Shows: Modern Family, Seinfeld, Nightly News, Daily Show, Meet the Press, Colbert Report, How I Met your Mother, 30 Rock, King of the Hill, New Girl, Rev.

Periodicals: TIME, Utne Reader, Runners World, Mad Magazine, Geez Magazine, Nutrition Action, Cooks illustrated, LA Times(weekender), The Wittenburg Door, EW, LA Magazine, Sojourners, In These Times.

Music: Elvis, Leonard Cohen, Johnny Cash, Taj Mahal, Count Basie, Shoshtakovich, Herb Alpert, Temper Trap, Regina Spektor, Silver Sun Pick ups, Sharon Jones and the Dap Kings.

Food: Pad Thai, Pizza, Egg rolls, French dip sandwiches, Pupusas y Horchata.
The six things I could never do without
1) Living in a walkable community.
2) Books.
3) Family.
4) Making people laugh.
5) Helping others.
6) Running shoes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Urban design/walkability issues.
How I can be of help to others.
Stuff I heard/read in the news.
How to better stretch for running without hurting.
My family.
On a typical Friday night I am
Producing or performing live comedy. ...or continuing my quest to find the best pizza place in town. Suggestions welcomed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like nerdy girls. Not the video game kind of nerd. The reads the newspaper kind of nerd.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are a stand up comedian and want to be on the show.
If you are looking for a date, keep looking! I found someone wonderful using this very site.