Twitter me @almostg
I'm ridiculously sarcastic and my humor is dark and really dry.
Really love my football too, season ticket at Sunderland.
(Is there anything more attractive than a girl in a football top?)
Right I do not sound like Cheryl Cole or any of the other embarrassing twats "from tha toon ".. actually nobody sounds like that. That accent is totally put on.
Think more Steve Cram
I work nights (3 or 4 per week)so my body clock is broken..thus I barely sleep at any time so..im online in the early hours quite often
I'm awful at talking about myself so..you're probably better off just asking..
Also I'm a bit of a gamer geek but not to extents that I'm sat in my room for 4 days surrounded by crisp packets playing on WoW..but its fine if you are though..its an addiction, there are people who can help you!.
Plus gamer girls are very attractive!
My Dads a HUGE Paul Weller fan..thus i am too, massively.
I have a major thing for redheads..