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almostjohnny

26 Auckland, New Zealand Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Rusting rivers of riches
I stare at the pictures
Hair , care and some switches
stirring certain serious itches
Best be hidden from witches
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am an professional at a tertiary institution
who spends most of his free time .. living in a dream world
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking it easy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and sleepy
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
media taste summary :
Pixar, Dreamworks, Disney, Studio Ghibli
[ The Matrix ] 1
space and spectacular fantasy epicness
LotR gets special mention
purepwnage.com (not porn, honest)
George Carlin
Bill Hicks
Quentin Tarantino
pretty much anything with good story

listing food seems kinda yawn
I am the master of pasta some say.

anything that makes my ears happy for music

I haven't read many books not because I don't want to
I am just kinda addicted to things on monitors.
the shame.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
creations , attempts , friends , family , hugs , legs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
worthy stratagems for success
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
rolling on dark oceans of asphalt
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm losing my hair, like Jason Statham
keep it secret , keep it safe
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you want to slide off some mountains :D