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21 / F / bisexual / Single

Manchester, United Kingdom

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am young, gifted, and black.

My Self-Summary

Hello, I'm Red. I'm twenty-one years old and I live in the nicer part of Salford, near Manchester. I'm currently doing the 'real person' life thing, working in a bookshop and studying. How do you do?

What I’m doing with my life

I studied English Literature and History for three years at Keele University. The History part was a mistake but I enjoyed the past two English modules writing about angry condoms and unemployed postmen.

After graduating I moved to Manchester to experience life in the big city. I love it, although I 'regress' back to Keele for one day a week to study for a Masters in Creative Writing. When I'm not scribbling away half-heartedly in a notebook, I work in a bookshop. It's all very book orientated!

I’m really good at

If I was a Superhero, my power would be waffling on about nothing in particular on profile sites! I'm not one for bragging about all the stuff I'm good at. I envy people who know their talents; I'm still discovering mine! I suppose I'm pretty good at stringing a sentence together, which helps what with the whole "I want to be a published novellist" thing. I can also make a pretty decent cup of coffee!

The first things people usually notice about me

What with my name being Red, I get a lot of people who have 'heard of me' before I've ever met them. That's always surreal. I am told I have nice eyes. They're blue. I have a fringe that I don't really know what to do with, so people probably see me self-consciously adjusting it. I touch my hair a lot. If you see me from a distance, I'm usually laughing along with my friends or even bumping into you and spilling a cider black over your trendy new shirt. My bad.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: I'm not big on favourite authors; I'll usually mumble something about Richard Brautigan or Richard Yates (it's a Richard thing) to shut people up. Specific bookwise however, I absoloutely love The Handmaid's Tale (Margaret Atwood), The Road (Cormac McCarthy) and Grey Area (Will Self). Big ol' crush on Will Self, don't judge me..

TV: I'm a big Gilmore Girls addict. I speed-watched the entire show since moving to Manchester and wish Stars Hollow was a real place so I could move there. I am a diehard Buffy fan and resent this new generation of vampire lovers. I can happily watch Black Books, Teachers, Spaced and Peep Show over and over until the day I die!

Music: I am more than slightly obsessed with Bright Eyes at the moment. I enjoy a lot of stuff though and aren't really constrained by genres. To name drop my current favourites right now though, I would list Manchester Orchestra, The Smiths, Al Baker, Liam Frost and The Boy Least Likely To.

Food: I am rubbish at food. I forget to cook and eat proper meals a lot so mainly exist off sandwiches, cheese twists and bananas. I'm a fan of generic italian cuisine though, and have recently discovered Roasts.

The six things I could never do without

Whenever I walk somewhere relatively unsafe I feel like Britain's Most Muggable. I have a Blackberry so I'm constantly connected to the internets, Facebook and Twitter. It's a mild addiction. I have a hot pink laptop and a mini Notepad laptop which fits in my handbag, plus an 80gb iPod that I'm rapidly filling up. I'm not some Geek version of Paris Hilton, but I would be pretty lost without them all.

Other things which make me happy: Friends, Cheese, Antiques, Polaroids, Tattoo Inspirations, Starbucks, Swimming, Writing Vitamin C, Genuine Hugs, Pop Art and Alphabetising Things.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Sassy oneliners to go in my novel and opening an Indie Bar in Manchester.

You should message me if

You're tall, dark and arrogant (in a nice way) and have something to say for yourself. No moody bastards, I've had my fill of those.

(Don't bother if you think that after ten messages and a coffee date, that you can sleep with me once then find someone else to chat up. Without sounding too serious, I'm not into hookups or a week-long flirtation. Call me boring. I'm also rubbish at IMing. Send me a good ol' fashioned message!)