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alostrael4

24 / F / straight / Single

Stout, Ohio

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as a fellow journalist, i love the AP references and the cynicism. i think hanging out with you would be a riot. read more

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Doesn’t want children
Pets
Dislikes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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I am perceptive, unaffected, and nerdy.

My Self-Summary

Facts about me, according to me: I am the most stunningly cool girl you will ever meet. I rarely get emotional. I'm a gamer. I have a twisted sense of humor. I will randomly make obscure yet hilarious references. I built my own computer. Your friends will love me, and I might just steal them. I have a tattoo, and it isn't a tramp stamp. I'm an atheist libertarian, therefore everyone can hate me equally. I may or may not ever decide to get married. I'd definitely prefer adoption to creating yet another human being to burden the planet with. If you're still reading this, there may be hope for you.

What I’m doing with my life

I have a BFA in graphic design that is doing me absolutely no good. So I'm planning to go back to school to become a radiology tech. In the meantime, I work at a newspaper, which is perhaps the most soul-sucking industry ever. This entire profile will be in AP style.

I’m really good at

Debating. Troubleshooting. Other things that wouldn't be proper to say.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm tall and curvy, which usually don't happen together.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: Diary of a Drug Fiend by Aleister Crowley, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, Exquisite Corpse by Poppy Z. Brite, The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand
Movies: Blow, Fight Club, May, Suicide Club, pretty much any collaboration between Tim Burton and Johnny Depp, almost any Japanese horror film
Music: Anything from black metal to J-rock. Absolutely no country, R&B, hip-hop, pop or gospel.
Food: chipotle sauce on anything, sushi, fruit, chicken salad, Alfredo sauce on anything

The six things I could never do without

Coffee
The Internet
Laughter
Freedom
Books
Music

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How to improve things.

On a typical Friday night I am

At work, then playing Aion beta when it's up.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I listen to lullaby versions of my favorite bands to fall asleep.

You should message me if

You got past the first paragraph.