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alpacinohasaids
22 / F / bisexual / Single
Austin, Texas
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latin
- Height
- 5' 4" (1.62m).
- Body Type
- Used up
- Looking For
- New friends
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Rarely
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- —
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am N, O, and !.
My Self-Summary
I'm here for friends or something I don't know. Stop judging me
with your eyes. Are you a Leo?
In my free time I make mix tapes and get rejected/punched in the face. I'm mildly allergic to my favorite foods (e.g. pineapple) but eat them anyway. This is indicative of my personal life and my attempts to woo people who want me dead. I also like to cook, though I may not be that great at it. You probably won't like my cooking, but you probably won't die from it either.
I'm working on my people skills (read: I'm working on liking people). Sometimes I sound crazy/mean, but it's only because my internal monologue is Walter Matthau.
My life is a sitcom.
In my free time I make mix tapes and get rejected/punched in the face. I'm mildly allergic to my favorite foods (e.g. pineapple) but eat them anyway. This is indicative of my personal life and my attempts to woo people who want me dead. I also like to cook, though I may not be that great at it. You probably won't like my cooking, but you probably won't die from it either.
I'm working on my people skills (read: I'm working on liking people). Sometimes I sound crazy/mean, but it's only because my internal monologue is Walter Matthau.
My life is a sitcom.
What I’m doing with my life
ctrl+alt+deleting it
I’m really good at
Skepticism,
sarcasm, argument disguised as
debate, efficiency, iSketch, crossword puzzles,
procrastination, being impatient,
voting, paranoia, and making no sense.
The first things people usually notice about me
My cancer laugh and winning smile (see here:
http://i34.tinypic.com/13ztims.jpg).
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Music: An Horse,
Band of
Horses, Beach
House, Daniel Johnston, Danny Malone,
Eisley, Elliott Smith,
Eugene
Francis Jnr, Feist, Fever Ray, Fleet Foxes, Frightened Rabbit, Glen Hansard,
Gossip, Gregory and the
Hawk, Grizzly
Bear, Iron
and Wine, Jay
Brannan, Jeff
Buckley, Jenny
Lewis, Kaki
King, La Roux,
Lykke Li,
Lymbyc
Systym, Matt & Kim, MGMT, Neutral Milk Hotel, Northern State,
Okkervil
River, Passion
Pit, Prince,
Queen, Reggie and
the Full Effect, Rilo Kiley, Shout Out Louds, She & Him,
Shearwater,
Tegan and
Sara, Telekinesis, Tender Forever, Thao
with The Get Down Stay Down, The Beatles, The Bee Gees, The Cliks, The Cure, The Dead Weather, The Kills, The Knife, The Mountain
Goats
Movies: 28 Days Later..., 300, Alphaville- une étrange aventure de Lemmy Caution, Angels in America, Babes in Toyland, Before Night Falls, Breakfast on Pluto, Candy, Closer, Clue, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Grindhouse, Hard Candy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Help!, I Heart Huckabees, La mala educación, Le scaphandre et le papillon, Mar adentro, Memento, Moulin Rouge, Mulholland Dr., Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppet Treasure Island, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Red Eye, Rent, Rolling Kansas, Shortbus, Sin City, Strictly Ballroom, The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, The Birdcage, The Crow, The Libertine, The Phantom of the Opera, The Princess Bride, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Velvet Goldmine, Vivre sa vie: Film en douze tableaux.
Television: Bill Nye the Science Guy, Dexter, Glee (I'm most like Sue Sylvester), LOST (I'm most like Sayid), Quantum Leap, Six Feet Under, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Ellen Degeneres Show, True Blood, United States of Tara, Weeds.
My favorite book is Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi.
Just kidding. Maybe.
Movies: 28 Days Later..., 300, Alphaville- une étrange aventure de Lemmy Caution, Angels in America, Babes in Toyland, Before Night Falls, Breakfast on Pluto, Candy, Closer, Clue, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Grindhouse, Hard Candy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Help!, I Heart Huckabees, La mala educación, Le scaphandre et le papillon, Mar adentro, Memento, Moulin Rouge, Mulholland Dr., Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppet Treasure Island, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Red Eye, Rent, Rolling Kansas, Shortbus, Sin City, Strictly Ballroom, The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, The Birdcage, The Crow, The Libertine, The Phantom of the Opera, The Princess Bride, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Velvet Goldmine, Vivre sa vie: Film en douze tableaux.
Television: Bill Nye the Science Guy, Dexter, Glee (I'm most like Sue Sylvester), LOST (I'm most like Sayid), Quantum Leap, Six Feet Under, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Ellen Degeneres Show, True Blood, United States of Tara, Weeds.
My favorite book is Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi.
Just kidding. Maybe.
The six things I could never do without
A phone with a QWERTY keyboard, my iPod, Wikipedia, Youtube, Orbit gum and Sonic's Diet Cherry Limeades.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The names my future pets will have: Freddie Mercury, David Bowie,
and Agador Spartacus
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching LOST episodes on Hulu and wishing they would bring back
Boone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm banned from editing Wikipedia. Sometimes I go on Youtube just
to read the arguments in the comments.
I am not bisexual and feel like this label is too restrictive for me. I don't classify but generally consider myself pansexual, if anything.
I am not bisexual and feel like this label is too restrictive for me. I don't classify but generally consider myself pansexual, if anything.
You should message me if
You are Hannah Blilie, Matthew Gray Gubler, or one of the stunning
lads featured in this video: http://tinyurl.com/nrlrun
