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alpacinohasaids

22 / F / bisexual / Single

Austin, Texas

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Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Used up
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Income
Kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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I am N, O, and !.

My Self-Summary

I'm here for friends or something I don't know. Stop judging me with your eyes. Are you a Leo?

In my free time I make mix tapes and get rejected/punched in the face. I'm mildly allergic to my favorite foods (e.g. pineapple) but eat them anyway. This is indicative of my personal life and my attempts to woo people who want me dead. I also like to cook, though I may not be that great at it. You probably won't like my cooking, but you probably won't die from it either.

I'm working on my people skills (read: I'm working on liking people). Sometimes I sound crazy/mean, but it's only because my internal monologue is Walter Matthau.

My life is a sitcom.

What I’m doing with my life

ctrl+alt+deleting it

I’m really good at

The first things people usually notice about me

My cancer laugh and winning smile (see here: http://i34.tinypic.com/13ztims.jpg).

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Music: An Horse, Band of Horses, Beach House, Daniel Johnston, Danny Malone, Eisley, Elliott Smith, Eugene Francis Jnr, Feist, Fever Ray, Fleet Foxes, Frightened Rabbit, Glen Hansard, Gossip, Gregory and the Hawk, Grizzly Bear, Iron and Wine, Jay Brannan, Jeff Buckley, Jenny Lewis, Kaki King, La Roux, Lykke Li, Lymbyc Systym, Matt & Kim, MGMT, Neutral Milk Hotel, Northern State, Okkervil River, Passion Pit, Prince, Queen, Reggie and the Full Effect, Rilo Kiley, Shout Out Louds, She & Him, Shearwater, Tegan and Sara, Telekinesis, Tender Forever, Thao with The Get Down Stay Down, The Beatles, The Bee Gees, The Cliks, The Cure, The Dead Weather, The Kills, The Knife, The Mountain Goats

Movies: 28 Days Later..., 300, Alphaville- une étrange aventure de Lemmy Caution, Angels in America, Babes in Toyland, Before Night Falls, Breakfast on Pluto, Candy, Closer, Clue, Dazed and Confused, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Grindhouse, Hard Candy, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Help!, I Heart Huckabees, La mala educación, Le scaphandre et le papillon, Mar adentro, Memento, Moulin Rouge, Mulholland Dr., Muppet Christmas Carol, Muppet Treasure Island, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Red Eye, Rent, Rolling Kansas, Shortbus, Sin City, Strictly Ballroom, The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, The Birdcage, The Crow, The Libertine, The Phantom of the Opera, The Princess Bride, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Velvet Goldmine, Vivre sa vie: Film en douze tableaux.

Television: Bill Nye the Science Guy, Dexter, Glee (I'm most like Sue Sylvester), LOST (I'm most like Sayid), Quantum Leap, Six Feet Under, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Ellen Degeneres Show, True Blood, United States of Tara, Weeds.

My favorite book is Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi.

Just kidding. Maybe.

The six things I could never do without

A phone with a QWERTY keyboard, my iPod, Wikipedia, Youtube, Orbit gum and Sonic's Diet Cherry Limeades.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

The names my future pets will have: Freddie Mercury, David Bowie, and Agador Spartacus

On a typical Friday night I am

Watching LOST episodes on Hulu and wishing they would bring back Boone.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm banned from editing Wikipedia. Sometimes I go on Youtube just to read the arguments in the comments.

I am not bisexual and feel like this label is too restrictive for me. I don't classify but generally consider myself pansexual, if anything.

You should message me if

You are Hannah Blilie, Matthew Gray Gubler, or one of the stunning lads featured in this video: http://tinyurl.com/nrlrun