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alphacypher

28 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German, C++

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So according to the tests I have taken I am masculine nerdy geek that is a bitter old wandering hermit, but still social enough to get along with nerds, rugby players, and vagabonds. However, if I am honest with myself I tend to get along best with gypsies and scientists.

Although I think you should see how accurate that all is.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing tech work at the moment during the week. On the weekend I am running a machine and blacksmithing shop in north austin while finishing up my commercial pilot licence
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
building shit, breaking shit, fixing shit(not always in that order), flying, baking, cooking, sneaking, fighting, working with computers, doing legally questionable behaviour and not getting caught, or talking my way out of the odd situation. Also love dancing. I like Irish step dance, swing, ballrooom, ect. Be warned though, I often dance like no one is watching....

Telling the truth, I don't care if the answer pisses you off.
For example, those big fluffy boots, yeah, they are the leg warms of this generation and I fantasize about lighting them on fire . You will look back at them and say... WHY!?!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A. Bill Bryson, Kurt Vonnegut, Douglas Adams, Homer, Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Stephenson, and my favorite is the Apology dialog by Plato. Current bed side companions are Islam's War Against the Crusaders, All the King's Men, The Flashman series

B. I prefer movies without a set good and evil (I believe there is no right or wrong, only the consequences of our actions. The idea of right and wrong are human inventions based on society and politics ). That is what pissed me off about Lord of the Rings - that and Elijah Wood (he was perfect in Sin City though). I like Trainspotting, Fight Club, Layer Cake, High Fidelity, Snatch, among others.

C. I like the kind of sound that you can get by visiting the Crossroads. Liking Murder by Death, Flogging Molly, Gogol Bordello, Pack AD, The Black Keys, Puscifer, really loving the metal too. also have an odd weakness for the music between 1925 and 1950

D. Fish baked in garlic salt and served with sauteed mushrooms, or how about stuffed and roasted bell peppers, or Mongolian stir fry, or sushi. Or how about spiced and fried larva... I love food and will try anything once, usually twice. Also, if I like you, you might start getting fresh baked goods, if your really good I'll make you kick in the butt coffee cake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
3g Kindle
waterproof paper
Big fan of being able to control my bowels
A towel, never get caught out with out one
some form of work, really bad at life without purpose, good at being a heathen though. Just a heathen with a plan...

One thing that I could never do without is the ability to control my body. Death doesn't scare me (if you have ever been seriously injured you can probably agree with me in saying it becomes very peaceful and you really have to fight to stay with it and awake), getting paralyzed though...do me a favor and pull the damn plug.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where to go to next.
Economics. Math. flying.
We need more time; and we probably always will.

u = λW+ε
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
every week is different. might go dancing, might go downtown, sniffing coke off a strippers ass while tripping balls and changing people's lives for the better... might watch a movie MST3K style with some friends, or might stay in and read.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hmmm... Well, most of the time when I am at a party and drinking a little bit, I will suddenly have a huge and uncontrollable urge to run a mile or 2, or 5, or 13... but I do it with my clothing on and always come back.
The only way to prevent this behavior is cranking Gogol Bordello and the like and rocking out with your junk out.
You should message me if
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You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."