My self-summary is a summary of myself. It's all about me! I'm an enigma wrapped in a conundrum and topped with contradictions.

I lift weights, run and generally work out more often than you do. As a result, I'm in pretty damn good shape - if that intimidates you then please move along.

Also, I'm a returning college student, studying psychology, and for the most part make all A's. So I reiterate that if a razor-sharp-witted redhead that can read your mind, mood and tell if you're lying is a problem, then kindly take your single sob story walking.
I'm not here to solicit clients and no, I'm not a Dom and never have been.

I was a partner in an Internet startup way back when and then managed a computer store - so I can build my own computer, setup my own network, as well as provision, design and host my own website. I'm a bleeding edge gadget freak much to my dismay, of course - Who wants a friggin' 1st gen iTouch anymore, geez! I can fully assemble a home entertainment system and troubleshoot yours. I sometimes think I am a robot, nah, just kidding - a cybernetic lifeform, you idiot!

Additionally, I was a retail slut slinging records, clothes, novelties and the like for an eternity. This means I know more than you do about fashion, music and pop-culture - deal with it.

I'm very competitive and don't just like to win - I do win and I win often.

Oh yeah, and I used to play in a band once upon a time - have you limped away in resignation yet?

Essentially, all this "blah blah blahing" means - I don't need a man, I can take care of myself. I do want one, however, and that one should not have his self-worth tied up in whether or not I need him.

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Ah, so I've decided to begin the draft of my pseudo manifesto. Doesn't that sound like a super exciting idea? Of course it does, and to that end... (hmmm, this was a great idea this morning when I was at school, but now I've forgotten half my cogent points to ponder)

1. Minds and hearts are best left open
2. One can never know too much
3. The only place for black and white is in my wardrobe, everything else is one of the infinite shades of grey
4. Stimulate the mind and the body shall follow
5.
*as previously stated, this is a work in progress, so keep your panties on, there's more to come.

Learnin'.

Doin' stuff.

long legs
sculpted shoulders
5/8 plugs
sharp tongue
red hair
eyes
vertically inclined stature
(not necessarily in that order)

The pages I can't stop turning. (e.g., A Cannibal in Manhattan, Anne Rice et al, Aristotle, Ayn Rand, Brett Easton Ellis, Camille Paglia, Carrie, Chuck Palahniuk, Dan Brown, Delta of Venus, J.R.R. Tolkien, Jane Austen, Joseph Campbell, Kurt Vonnegut, Margaret Atwood, Nietzsche, Slaves of New York, The Bhagavad Gita, The Official Slacker's Handbook and countless others.)

The films from which I continuously quote. (e.g., 1 Flew over the Cookoo's Nest, 9 1/2 Weeks, Akira, Alfred Hitchcock, Aliens, Amadeus, Amazon Women on the Moon, Amelie, Batman Begins, Being John Malkovich, Big Trouble in Little China, Blue Velvet, Boogie Nights, Broken Flowers, Cable Guy, Chinatown, Dazed and Confused, Dead and Breakfast, Dog Day Afternoon, Dracula, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, Enter the Dragon, Eternal, Evil Dead Series, Fight Club, Fist of the Northstar, Fletch, Gore, Gregg Araki, Gus Van Sant, Jr., Hard Eight, Heathers, Heavy Metal, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hide and Creep, High Tension, Horror, Immortal Beloved, Jim Jarmusch, John Waters, Kevin Smith, L.A. Confidential, LOTR, La Femme Nikita, Lost in Translation, Memento, Original Star Wars Trilogy, Pretty in Pink, Quentin Tarantino (met him!), River's Edge, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Romeo is Bleeding, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Rumblefish, Run Lola Run, Rushmore, Secretary, Serenity, Shadow of the Vampire, Sid and Nancy, Sixteen Candles, Slacker, Slither, Space Balls, Suburbia (1984), Summer of Sam, TRON, Taboo Series (yep, it's porn), The 5th Element, The Crow, The Godfather, The Hunger, The Matrix, The Professional, The Usual Suspects, The Virgin Suicides, Velvet Goldmine, The Wall and anything with ZOMBIES! just to name a few.)

The songs that make me sing out loud. (e.g., 4AD, 808 State, Acid Bath, Alkaline Trio, Aimee Mann, Annie Lennox, Aphex Twin, Babes in Toyland, Bad Religion, Bauhuas, Beastie Boys, Berlin, Beulah, Billy Idol, Bloc Party, Blonde Redhead, Boss Hog, Brian Eno, Butthole Surfers, Cabaret Voltaire, Carl Perkins, Charles Mingus, Chris Isaak, Ciba Matto, Cocteau Twins, Concrete Blonde, Consolidated, Dali's Car, Daniel Ash, David Bowie, Dead Can Dance, Deadboy and the Elephantmen, Death in Vegas, Depeche Mode, Diamanda Galas, Dragonforce, ELECTROnica!, Elastica, Elvis, Enon, Erasure, Fischerspooner, Flat Duo Jets, Foetus, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, Front 242, Fugazi, Gary Numan, George Jones, Goatwhore, Golden Smog, Graeme Revell, Hal Wilner, Hank Williams, Hank III, Harold Budd, Henry Threadgill, Hole, HorrorPops, Jeff Buckley, Jesus and Mary Chain, Joe Jackson, John Zorn, Johnny Cash, Judas Priest, KMFDM, Kiss, Kitty Wells, Kraftwerk, LCD Soundsystem, Lard, Legendary Shack Shakers, Leonard Cohen, Link Wray, Lunachicks, METAL!, Massive Attack, Mazzy Star, Meat Beat Manifesto, Meat Puppets, Metric, MGMT, Ministry, Minor Threat, Misfits, Missy Elliott, Modest Mouse, Mojo Nixon, Moon and the Melodies, Muse, My Life w/ the Thrill Kill Kult, NIN, Naked City, Neil Young, New Order, Nick Cave, Nina Hagen, Nitzer Eb, PJ Harvey, PTP, Pailhead, Pet Shop Boys, Peter Murphy, Photek, Pigface, Pixies, Pizzicato Five, Prodigy, Psychic TV, Public Enemy, Pylon, Rabbit in the Moon, Raconteurs, Revolting Cocks, Ween, White Stripes and many more.)

The food I keep shoveling into my pie-hole. (e.g. Japanese, Thai, Vietnamese, Wide varieties of dead animal, etc.)

art forms, h2o, o2, ipod, nikes, legs.

Man's inhumanity to man, the apocalypse and sex.

Laughing, smoking and imbibing heavily.

Mind your own business, nosy!

You either have or would like to have low self esteem OR you are an actual real thinking and feeling man that knows who he is and what he wants and isn't afraid to go after it.

After taking the aforementioned into consideration, however, if you don't also happen to be porno_sapiens, then don't bother.