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My self-summary
Writer, competitive powerlifter, intellectual, lover, fighter, poet, jock, listener, talker, badass, witty, 10 magnet, passionate, fierce, charismatic.

Read this first: if you're not used to dating guys like me, guy who look like me, guys who have my education, guys who have my professional background, etc, stop now. It'd be awesome if looks and maturity and all that stuff didn't matter, but if you've ever been in a serious, long-term relationship, you know it does matter.

Finaly, I'm not here for dating. The online thing is sort of a strange concept and really bad for the process of meeting someone. I’m just here to meet fascinating girls who know what they want and what they deserve. I don't do dates. I hang with someone and get to know them. If a connection is there, we let it flow and see where it takes us. No expectations, no judging, just enjoying the moment. And if we’re just friends then that’s cool, we can go out together and wing each other!
What I’m doing with my life
Leading inbound marketing for a big ecommerce company. I love what I do and I love working in an industry I’m personally and professionally passionate about. Yes, your jealousy is understandable. It’s OK.

In my free time, I’m writing, training for a powerlifting meet, devouring sushi, and inspiring more jealousy. See below.
I’m really good at
Tooling bros and douche bags. U mirin' brah?
The first things people usually notice about me
Hair. I once had a random girl grab my hair, run her hands through it, and seductively whisper in my ear, ‘You have nice, thick hair’.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll read anything with meaning – Thompson, House of Leaves, Tales of The City, biographies, nonfiction, historical stuff. If you thought Twilight was a great work of literature, that’s cool, because I now have something to tease you about right off the bat!

Horror movies are great. So is anything that doesn’t spoon feed you a story like you’re a baby. If it plays with your mind and makes you think, I’m down.

Music – I love it loud and hard. Most of the time it’s Southern metal but I’m just as likely to put on blues, 90s alternative, or techno. That’s what years of being a musician will do to you. Portishead is also great, but if you’re reading this then you’re a girl and you know that better than I do.

I like any type of food that has a lot of meat. I love buffets because I can get plate after plate of nothing but meat. If you don’t eat meat then you’ve lost touch with your primal, animal instincts and are retarded.

Right now I have a big list of exotic meats I’m working my way through. If you know a place in Dallas that serves shark, make our reservations and message me the info, thanks!
The six things I could never do without
Guitar, gym, breezy summer evenings at the park, memories, and very, very slow and sustained kissing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unnecessary use of quotation marks. Seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
In a gym training, driving, working, at a bar, dance club, watching the working girls at the NYLO, out of town, out of the state, out of the country, who knows? Join me and maybe you'll find out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m not much for seeking validation from others, but I love going to The Shops at Legacy and getting double takes from the cougars!
You should message me if
More like you should NOT message me if:
-you have kids
-you’re divorced
-you're not at least in college
-you think a man's supposed to pay for everything
-you like drama
-you judge people
-you have a generally bad attitude
-and most importantly, you haven't figured out what you want in life yet

Though if you're truly an alpha female, none of that applies to you.

But hey, even if you fail at all that you’re welcome to try. Trust me, I get as many laughs from girls’ messages as you all get from those guys sending you that ‘hey wuts up’ or ‘ur hot’ or ‘wanna trade pics?’ nonsense. I feel your pain :)