Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Writer, competitive powerlifter, intellectual, lover, fighter,
poet, jock, listener, talker, badass, witty, 10 magnet, passionate,
Read this first: if you're not used to dating guys like me, guy who
look like me, guys who have my education, guys who have my
professional background, etc, stop now. It'd be awesome if looks
and maturity and all that stuff didn't matter, but if you've ever
been in a serious, long-term relationship, you know it does
Finaly, I'm not here for dating. The online thing is sort of a
strange concept and really bad for the process of meeting someone.
I’m just here to meet fascinating girls who know what they want and
what they deserve. I don't do dates. I hang with someone and get to
know them. If a connection is there, we let it flow and see where
it takes us. No expectations, no judging, just enjoying the moment.
And if we’re just friends then that’s cool, we can go out together
and wing each other!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Leading inbound marketing for a big ecommerce company. I love what
I do and I love working in an industry I’m personally and
professionally passionate about. Yes, your jealousy is
understandable. It’s OK.
In my free time, I’m writing, training for a powerlifting meet,
devouring sushi, and inspiring more jealousy. See below.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tooling bros and douche bags. U mirin' brah?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hair. I once had a random girl grab my hair, run her hands through
it, and seductively whisper in my ear, ‘You have nice, thick hair’.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I'll read anything with meaning – Thompson, House of Leaves, Tales
of The City, biographies, nonfiction, historical stuff. If you
thought Twilight was a great work of literature, that’s cool,
because I now have something to tease you about right off the
Horror movies are great. So is anything that doesn’t spoon feed you
a story like you’re a baby. If it plays with your mind and makes
you think, I’m down.
Music – I love it loud and hard. Most of the time it’s Southern
metal but I’m just as likely to put on blues, 90s alternative, or
techno. That’s what years of being a musician will do to you.
Portishead is also great, but if you’re reading this then you’re a
girl and you know that better than I do.
I like any type of food that has a lot of meat. I love buffets
because I can get plate after plate of nothing but meat. If you
don’t eat meat then you’ve lost touch with your primal, animal
instincts and are retarded.
Right now I have a big list of exotic meats I’m working my way
through. If you know a place in Dallas that serves shark, make our
reservations and message me the info, thanks!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Guitar, gym, breezy summer evenings at the park, memories, and
very, very slow and sustained kissing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Unnecessary use of quotation marks. Seriously.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In a gym training, driving, working, at a bar, dance club, watching
the working girls at the NYLO, out of town, out of the state, out
of the country, who knows? Join me and maybe you'll find out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I’m not much for seeking validation from others, but I love going
to The Shops at Legacy and getting double takes from the cougars!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
More like you should NOT message me if:
-you have kids
-you're not at least in college
-you think a man's supposed to pay for everything
-you like drama
-you judge people
-you have a generally bad attitude
-and most importantly, you haven't figured out what you want in
Though if you're truly an alpha female, none of that applies to
But hey, even if you fail at all that you’re welcome to try. Trust
me, I get as many laughs from girls’ messages as you all get from
those guys sending you that ‘hey wuts up’ or ‘ur hot’ or ‘wanna
trade pics?’ nonsense. I feel your pain :)
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