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alphaquirky Away

22 / M / Straight / Single

Poplar, United Kingdom

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Banking / Financial / Real Estate
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Have charm, will travel.

Not on the District Line, though - I don't take the District Line for anyone.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working on international outsourcing projects at a property firm in Canary Wharf and exploring London/playing laser tag in the evenings and on the weekends. Let's go find cool stuff to do together.
I’m really good at
Getting away with saying wildly inappropriate things.
Finding cool things to watch, do, listen to and play with.
I do an okay job at making people laugh, too (but doing stand-up comedy didn't really work out for me).
People assure me that I'm a good photographer too.
The first things people usually notice about me
It used to be my hair, but it's a more sensible size/length now. I'm going to go ahead and say it's my near-total lack of shame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Borat; Van Wilder; Back to School; Anchorman; the Back to the Future, Batman Star Wars and Toy Story trilogies; Inception and a whole bunch more (I was just picking out a few things from the shelf next to me when writing this).

Shows: Arrested Development, Parks & Recreation, Breaking Bad, Archer, Burn Notice, House of Cards, Dexter, The Office (US - can't get into the UK one), Sherlock, Campus, Black Books, the IT Crowd, the Big Bang Theory, Spooks, Modern Family, Stingray and Thunderbirds.

Music: You, Me & Everone We Know; Brand New; Say Anything; Manchester Orchestra; Cartel; Justin Timberlake; Joey Bada$$; Now, Now; Fall Out Boy; Cataldo; Bahamas; Anathallo; Alpine; From Indian Lakes; Vacationer; Anathallo; Colour.

Books: The Three Musketeers; The Picture of Dorian Gray; This is a Book; Run; Death Sentence; Eats, Shoots & Leaves.

Food: I'll eat pretty much anything, save for mushrooms, pecans and walnuts; I'm slowly warming to fish. As far as favourite cuisines go, my top two are Mexican and Chinese.
The six things I could never do without
Humour; good company; music; my SLR; sleep; the Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I want out of life and what cool things I can find on the Internet (the latter might impede the former a little, though).
On a typical Friday night I am
Cracking open a few specialty beers and spending time with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll admit pretty much anything if asked directly; I would not do well if tortured. Be coy with your questioning, though, and you'll get oblique and/or "it depends what you mean by X" answers.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
If you have a hankering to do something interesting and think that we'd both benefit by my being there, or if you just want a drinking buddy. Or, you know, if you have any inclination to just say 'hi'. If you look like you've got something going for you, I can work with that (but I appreciate the effort when you make it).