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alphathetawaves

28 San Francisco, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay), Bulgarian (Poorly), Swahili (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have operated a flamethrower.
I used to sleep in a hammock every night. It was attached to my walls.
I can drink 16 oz of water in one go.
I worked on an organic farm in the mountains of Bulgaria for 3 weeks last year. We made pine syrup and cherry preserves, and foraged for mushrooms.
I make t-shirts on zazzle on impulse.
I've been to Burning Man 6 times. Twice to help make a 20-foot-tall jungle gym!
I had a bat-mitzvah.
I use Text Wrangler.
I love lindy & swing dance.
I enjoy exercising in the evening.
I'm from northern New Jersey.
I lived in Chicago for 5 years.
I studied neuroscience in college.
I ride a bike around the city and have a SFBC membership.
I'm very patient with emotional people (and very patient in general).

My favorite form of exercise is walking. Hardcore. Like an hour a day, sometimes. Then hiking. Then yoga/pilates. Then biking. Then maybe running if I really need to get out some energy and fast. Dead last would be the hamster wheel, I mean treadmill at the gym.

I am autopoietic, echolalic, and a synesthete.
What I’m doing with my life
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making things, looking for farms to run away to, swind & lindy dancing, learning about sail ships, drinking tea, watching random old TV shows like Perfect Strangers, Ally McBeal, and 3rd Rock from the Sun (the 1st season of which was AWESOME).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
having a variety of glues on hand, making caramelized onions, walking long distances, and parallel parking on steep hills.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've seen The Big Lebowski so many times that I find myself speaking in Lebowski quotes several times a week.

In no particular order:
Weeds
Miller's Crossing
The Hudsucker Proxy
Strange Days
Mr. Nobody
The Fall
Mad Men
Arrested Development
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
A Fire Upon the Deep
Michael Pollan
Nirvana
Cake
Magnetic Fields
Shins
Ben Folds
R/D
The Beatles
Lana Del Rey
Pretty Lights
Russ Liquid
Iamamiwhoami
Random Rab
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
good walking shoes
trees
paper
photoshop
tea of all kinds
music to dance to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The roles people play in their communities.
The purpose of the things I'm gonna do today.
Whether or not we'll ever colonize other planets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
well, Friday nights since April have been:
- Graduation party for the big sis
- Crafting items & organizing event for scav hunt
- Driving to my parents' house from newark airport
- Karaoke
- A friend's birthday party in an SF mansion with an indoor pool
- Some friends' pre-wedding shenanigans
- Watching movies at home with the roommies
- Watching a documentary about happiness at the Roxie theater
- Catching up with an old friend over sushi
- Rock show at Slim's
- More friends' pre-wedding shenanigans, at a retreat center on an island in the Puget Sound
- Drinks at Bloodhound
- Mac & cheese dinner party at a friend's house
- House party here, house party there
- Watching elaborately awesome fire & fireworks shows on the playa
- The Afterburn at 1015 Folsom
- Party hopping with friends via bike
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm obsessed with my kombucha that's always brewing in my kitchen. I may force you to try it if you find yourself at my house!
You should message me if
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you're interested in something I'll call it "DIY grouper". You pick one couple you're friends with, I'll pick one couple I'm friends with, and we'll go on one big triple date!

Or you want to hear my stories about Silk Road.

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