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alphonsusasaurus

27 M Ypsilanti, MI

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."
What I’m doing with my life
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lifing
I’m really good at
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Foose-hockey, omelettes, doodles, six string, twisting lids off jars, argument, concession, forgetting, cursive, being misunderstood, winter sport, laying it on thick.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i'm ready to take their order
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ham on Rye - Bukowski, Bob's Burgers, Kubric, Nina Simone, W. Oldham, New Pornographers, Rolling Stones, Magnetic Fields, Louis Armstrong, Pavement, Third Coast Kings, WCBN, cajun music/zydeco, The Books, Angel Olsen, metal, the 60's.

Stravinsky. Bowie. Mountain Goats. brahms, holst, chopin. Bach is God.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
ridiculous feelings
the future
making things
what to eat
the world at large
Sad for no reason
Butts
Layers of sound and the microphones
Scotland
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
watching snoop dogg become a Rastafarian on netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't have a plan yet
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating