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alrightquped

27 Hudson, OH Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:31am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
High school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Interests include: reptiles, running my business, fishing, hiking, trying new things, cooking, genetics, stocks, arbitrary topics, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working; speaking of which you should start working on a message to send to me ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fishing, badminton, Adventures, being logical, telling bad jokes, dark humor, analyzing things, getting completely nude, roasting marshmallows, and petting dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face. Not to sound like a narcissist.........
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like any books on herpetology, or field guides. The dictionary is one of my all time favorites.

Stepbrothers, Red dragon, Catch me if you can, Robo cop 2, Muppets Christmas carol, The big Lebowski, Dredd, Edward scissor hands, American Psycho, Elf, Django, and Ted.

Modern family, Dr. Who, adventure time.

Flounder, halibut, olive, sushi, sandwhich, potato chip, carrot, chicken, pretzel, BLT, deep dish pizza, greek pizza, pizza, lasagna, anything gourmet, Mexican, Chinese, anything good I like. I like to cook too FYI, go ahead and at that one to your notes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sixlets. They are the best candy. Unfortunately they took up my six things :(...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future, things I would like to do, stocks, places I would like to go, and my business.

You must be tolerant of intolerance to fully understand / appreciate intolerance.

Here is something I was just thinking about recently while out fishing: First let me start with what prompted the initial thought. While walking around the lake I cut through a part of the woods when I came across a hollow tree base that had a metal ammo tin inside. I got excited and opened it. All that was inside was some legos, a note pad in a sealed zip lock baggy, and some soggy Yugio cards.... I regrettably touched those soggy Yugio cards..... ewwww. Well I left it and walked away feeling disappointed.

I guess I was thinking when I picked up the ammo tin and could tell there was stuff inside that it was going to be something good like treasure. Then I thought what kind of asshole at 26 thinks he found treasure in the woods? I need to get over my dreams of treasure.

Since the above story I have found an additional geocache. Thanks to everyone on OKC that sent me a message telling me that gross ammo tin in the park was actually a "geocache" ( something people would actually want to find like in a scavenger hunt, and not something that should be thrown away in a trash can ).

If a man who has red hair and freckles drives a bread delivery truck, does that make him a "ginger bread man"?

Also, let me know what picture in my profile makes me look the ugliest, so I can remove that one. Also, don't say all of them. Please pick just one!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking in a mirror naked while telling myself I'm beautiful.

Probably going to go out next Friday though...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Do you know how Match.com has the guarantee "meet someone in 6 months or get 6 months for free"? Well if this was match.com I would be owed roughly around $10,000. I currently have a law suit against match.com pending.

jk
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm sort of shy at first so you have to be okay with that. I'm also not the best at talking to girls since I don't do it all the time or often at all for that matter. So if you want a guy to charm you with words try someone who is really experienced with wooing women. Plus getting to know someone through text really doesn't have much depth or the same substance you would get from interacting with a person in real life. Funny thing is it seems like people who are tired of the bar scene and can't find anyone come here and people who have no luck here try the bar scene........

Here are some reasons you should message me below:

If you want to get together for one milk shake + 2 straws.

Or if you're looking for a long term serious relationship and think we could get gay with each other.

If you have something more to say than just "Hey" or "sweet ass" or "I want to watch you through your window while you sleep you little bitch". I mean come on seriously? >:-( Is that how you make a first impression?

Don't message me if you're just looking for sex. I'm not a piece of boy meat and don't appreciate some of the messages I've been getting.

I don't have tattoos..... so that means about 80% of girls right there won't like me hahaahahahaaha. That seems like a must for some reason : / If you absolutely need them I can draw on myself with a sharpie for the first few dates.