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27 M Brookfield, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:40pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
High school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
My love life is face down dead in the water of some drainage ditch. Every so often I'll get a message and my corpse will float back to the surface, just to get prodded by a stick that some girl on Okcupid is holding. Eventually my body sinks back down once that conversation ends, and thus my corpse remains at the bottom of the metaphorical drainage ditch…

If you don't like the way my face looks, you don't need to read any further. Thank ya.
What I’m doing with my life
Working; speaking of which you should start working on a message to send to me ;) Really just work, I run a business. Also stocks ( I love the stock market ), going out for night drives, expos, fishing, etc.
I’m really good at
Fishing, badminton, Adventures, being logical, telling bad jokes, dark humor, analyzing things, roasting marshmallows, and petting dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face. Not to sound like a narcissist.........
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like any books on herpetology, or field guides. The dictionary is one of my all time favorites.

Bruno, Stepbrothers, Red dragon, Catch me if you can, Robo cop 2, Muppets Christmas carol, The big Lebowski, Dredd, Edward scissor hands, American Psycho, Elf, Django, and Ted.

Modern family, Dr. Who, adventure time.

Flounder, halibut, olive, sushi, sandwhich, potato chip, carrot, chicken, pretzel, BLT, deep dish pizza, greek pizza, pizza, lasagna, anything gourmet, Mexican, Chinese, anything good I like. I like to cook too FYI, go ahead and at that one to your notes.
The six things I could never do without
Sixlets. They are the best candy. Unfortunately they took up my six things :(...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future, things I would like to do, stocks, places I would like to go, and my business.

You must be tolerant of intolerance to fully be aware of intolerance.

Here is something I was just thinking about recently while out fishing: First let me start with what prompted the initial thought. While walking around the lake I cut through a part of the woods when I came across a hollow tree base that had a metal ammo tin inside. I got excited and opened it. All that was inside was some legos, a note pad in a sealed zip lock baggy, and some soggy Yugio cards.... I regrettably touched those soggy Yugio cards..... ewwww. Well I left it and walked away feeling disappointed.

I guess I was thinking when I picked up the ammo tin and could tell there was stuff inside that it was going to be something good like treasure. Then I thought what kind of asshole at 26 thinks he found treasure in the woods? I need to get over my dreams of treasure.

If a man who has red hair and freckles drives a bread delivery truck, does that make him a "ginger bread man"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking in a mirror naked while telling myself I'm beautiful.

Probably going to go out next Friday though...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Do you know how has the guarantee "meet someone in 6 months or get 6 months for free"? Well if this was I would be owed roughly around $10,000. I currently have a law suit against pending.

I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
I'm sort of shy at first so you have to be okay with that. I'm also not the best at talking to girls since I don't do it all the time or often at all for that matter. So if you want a guy to charm you with words try someone who is really experienced with wooing women. Plus getting to know someone through text really doesn't have much depth or the same substance you would get from interacting with a person in real life. Funny thing is it seems like people who are tired of the bar scene and can't find anyone come here and people who have no luck here try the bar scene........

Here are some reasons you should message me below:

You're hot and I'm not.

If you want to get together for one milk shake + 2 straws.

Or if you're looking for a long term serious relationship and think we could get gay with each other.

If you have something more to say than just "Hey" or "sweet ass" or "I want to watch you through your window while you sleep you little bitch". I mean come on seriously? >:-( Is that how you make a first impression?

Don't message me if you're just looking for sex. I'm not a piece of boy meat and don't appreciate some of the messages I've been getting.

I don't have tattoos..... so that means about 80% of girls right there won't like me hahaahahahaaha. That seems like a must for some reason : / If you absolutely need them I can draw on myself with a sharpie for the first few dates.