I'm Jeff by the way. Please enjoy my profile miss.
I've always wanted to be one of those guys that tries to act cool but is completely not. Know what I mean? For example this would be awesome: Me pulling up to a stop light in a loud muscle car, ( there is a group of girls that look at me) B-) I'm wearing sunglasses..... with my windows rolled down I slide my sunglasses down to the point where they can see my eye's. I rev my engine repeatedly while making eye contact. As the light turns green, I slide my sunglasses back up the bridge of my nose and floor it without looking; I hit a telephone pole head on that was just 30 feet ahead of me and my face is buried in the steering wheel with the horn whaling continuously...... < THIS WOULD BE AWESOME IN SUCH A WAY I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE. I guess I find some kind of twisted amusing humor in hypothetical scenarios such as this. I got a lot of em c: