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alsoknownasdave

33 M Buenos Aires, Argentina

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish, French, Portuguese (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a writer & filmmaker & "po-mo intellectual hipster." I moonlight as a poet but only to pay off my student loans.

Last year I threw everything I owned into the garbage and moved to South America. I was attacked twice by gangs of children, robbed by a pregnant woman, and ate worms in the Amazon Rainforest (now I'm not afraid of bugs anymore). People got in a line to take photos with me at the Gold Museum in Bogotá because I am freakishly tall. I feel generally positive about life and good about other people but often in a dark and surreal way. The possibility of living a radically nonjudgmental life interests me more than anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The other day a man got on the train with a woman holding a crying baby. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a young father, trying to make a living the only way I know how...", then rapped for three stops about beating the shit out of people while the baby cried. When he offers a career seminar I will take it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh when I hit my head on the subway.

And Twitter. (If that turned you off completely, we're soulmates.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a butterface.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hemingway, Tao Lin, Chogyam Trungpa, Marie Calloway, Mary Gaitskill, Bukowski, Frank O'Hara, Dan Savage.

Tree of Life, Casablanca, La Dolce Vita, Inland Empire, Twin Peaks, Jules and Jim, Band of Outsiders, Grizzly Man, foreign, pretentious, bad horror, good horror.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That awkward moment in the theater after a great movie ends
Bill Murray
Drinking the first five cups of coffee after waking up
Wearing costumes
Art that makes me hungry for places
British sketch comedy
Gender (j/k false construct, doesn't count)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The Hubble Ultra Deep Field. Faulkner's Nobel Prize acceptance speech. Seems like the way we relate to others is the only valuable thing in life so I want to have valuable relationships.

Why do so many girls on here say, "Only write if you can keep up with me"? Are you going to challenge me to a race?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a stranger's party I found out about through facebook stalking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a man-crush on George Clooney.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Only looking for non-monogamous relationships right now. Ok moving on...

You're mature, smart as hell, and don't take yourself too seriously. Your mind goes from classy to the gutter in a heartbeat. You're not into Ayn Rand or Richard Dawkins. You think we're all human beings regardless of politics, religion, or geography (except, of course, the French).

Also, it probably won't work out if: you're in any way homophobic, racist, or misogynist (yes, being unwilling to date bisexual people is homophobic and women can be misogynists), or you have no interest in 'alternative' relationships.

Unless we're 99% enemies, then we must meet... so I can destroy you.

(Also also: I have never written back to anyone that's used that Quickmatch / star rating thing, and if you are about to do that just say "hi" instead.)