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alsoknownasdave

33 M Buenos Aires, Argentina

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:07am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 8″ (2.03m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish, French, Portuguese (Okay), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a writer & filmmaker & "po-mo intellectual hipster." I moonlight as a poet but only to pay off my student loans.

Last year I threw everything I owned into the garbage and moved to South America. I was attacked twice by gangs of children, robbed by a pregnant woman, and ate worms in the Amazon Rainforest (now I'm not afraid of bugs anymore). People got in a line to take photos with me at the Gold Museum in Bogotá because I am freakishly tall. I feel generally positive about life and good about other people but often in a dark and surreal way. The possibility of living a radically nonjudgmental life interests me more than anything.
What I’m doing with my life
The other day a man got on the train with a woman holding a crying baby. He said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a young father, trying to make a living the only way I know how...", then rapped for three stops about beating the shit out of people while the baby cried. When he offers a career seminar I will take it.
I’m really good at
Making you laugh when I hit my head on the subway.

And Twitter. (If that turned you off completely, we're soulmates.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hemingway, Tao Lin, Chogyam Trungpa, Marie Calloway, Mary Gaitskill, Bukowski, Frank O'Hara, Dan Savage.

Tree of Life, Casablanca, La Dolce Vita, Inland Empire, Twin Peaks, Jules and Jim, Band of Outsiders, Grizzly Man, foreign, pretentious, bad horror, good horror.
The six things I could never do without
That awkward moment in the theater after a great movie ends
Bill Murray
Drinking the first five cups of coffee after waking up
Wearing costumes
Art that makes me hungry for places
British sketch comedy
Gender (j/k false construct, doesn't count)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The Hubble Ultra Deep Field. Faulkner's Nobel Prize acceptance speech. Seems like the way we relate to others is the only valuable thing in life so I want to have valuable relationships.

Why do so many girls on here say, "Only write if you can keep up with me"? Are you going to challenge me to a race?
On a typical Friday night I am
At a stranger's party I found out about through facebook stalking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a man-crush on George Clooney.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're mature, smart as hell, and don't take yourself too seriously. Your mind goes from classy to the gutter in a heartbeat. You're not into Ayn Rand or Richard Dawkins. You think we're all human beings regardless of politics, religion, or geography (except, of course, the French).

Also, it probably won't work out if: you're in any way homophobic, racist, or misogynist (yes, being unwilling to date bisexual people is homophobic and women can be misogynists), or you have no interest in 'alternative' relationships.

Unless we're 99% enemies, then we must meet... so I can destroy you.

(Also also: I have never written back to anyone that's used that Quickmatch / star rating thing, and if you are about to do that just say "hi" instead.)