Four years ago I threw everything I owned into the garbage and moved to South America. I was attacked twice by gangs of children, robbed by a pregnant woman, and ate worms in the Amazon Rainforest (now I'm not afraid of bugs anymore). People got in a line to take photos with me at the Gold Museum in Bogotá because I am freakishly tall. I feel generally positive about life and good about other people but often in a dark and surreal way. The possibility of living a radically nonjudgmental life interests me more than anything.
Tree of Life, Casablanca, Post Tenebras Lux, La Dolce Vita, Inland Empire, Twin Peaks, Jules and Jim, Band of Outsiders, Barry Lyndon, artsy, pretentious, bad horror, good horror.
Drinking the first five cups of coffee after waking up
Being near the ocean
Art that makes me hungry for places
British sketch comedy
Gender (j/k false construct, doesn't count)
Why do so many girls on here say, "Only write if you can keep up with me"? Are you going to challenge me to a race?
You're mature, smart as hell, and don't take yourself too seriously. Your mind goes from classy to the gutter in a heartbeat. You're not into Ayn Rand or Richard Dawkins. You think we're all human beings regardless of politics, religion, or geography (except, of course, the French).
Also, it probably won't work out if: you're in any way homophobic, racist, or misogynist (yes, being unwilling to date bisexual people is homophobic), or you have no interest in 'alternative' relationships.
Unless we're 99% enemies, then we must meet... so I can destroy you.
(Also also: I have never written back to anyone that's used that Quickmatch / star rating thing, and if you are about to do that just say "hi" instead.)