I am Eccentric, Generous, and Sarcastic.
My Self-Summary
Cynical, bitter and twisted but deep down I know I'm wrong. Which
means I have a streak of optimism running through me. Which makes
up for my bitterness. "Witty but not always funny" is how someone
once described me an awful group seminar thing, which I think sadly
might be true. But most of the time I'm very loyal, honest,
trusting and generous. A bit like a labrador I suppose.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in a theatre and like watching live stuff, especially music
and comedy. Although I also have a weakness for really bad reality
TV. It's not my fault. Have lived and worked in Manchester for
about 10 years. I like it.
I’m really good at
Making sarcastic comments, pavlova and coming up with random song
titles that suit the moment. And looking on the bright side,
surprisingly. I'm Mrs. Brightside.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm instantly forgettable. They usually talk to me whilst looking
over my shoulder for someone more interesting. Unless I've really
hoiked my cleavage up.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Bimey. It's easier to say what I don't like really. Peas, liver,
James Bond films and self help books. A bad night for me would be
watching A View to a Kill with a side helping of liver and mushy
peas whilst leafing through 'Women Who Love Too Much' Apart from
that, anything goes.
The six things I could never do without
MP3 player, cold beer, red wine, books, the seaside, my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I had to give up either cheese or chocolate for ever which would
it be? Will I ever give up smoking? What on earth are the people
next door doing? Why oh why oh why did I do 'THAT'?
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a quick drink after work, which will turn into many more
much longer ones. Or at home, contemplating my shallow life, in
between doing shallow activities like watching bad tv and drinking
red wine. (see above)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I already feel like I've laid myself bare. That's all you're
getting here.
You should message me if
You are genuine, honest, funny, laid back and open-minded. And will
not judge my shallow addictions.