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altdistractions

33 Palmerston North, New Zealand Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jun 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Writing profiles and self-summaries tends to inspire in me some over-indulgent weirdness. I'm just going to try and skip that.

I am sardonic, dramatic, and necessarily busy.

I have two children, whom live with me and demand the majority of my time.

I have recently left work in Communications to pursue fatherhood and creative non-employment.

I indulge in board-games, weird hypotheses, making art and theatre.
What I’m doing with my life
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Discovering how to manage raising children and produce art, even while keeping the house clean.
I’m really good at
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Drawing; painting; and going without sleep.

Also making catastrophic mistakes and then then sitting back in the hope that no one will notice;
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I take on too much.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fiction Authors - currently Mieville and Stephenson; my house is crammed full of books.

Movies - I enjoy a lot of non-mainstream movies and try to go along to the local film festival.

Music - I like music a lot but tend not to be very focused on it. If you like The Tigerlillies we will get along just fine.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Semi-regular solitude; my kids; creative opportunities; moments of understanding; conflict without condemnation; brazen banter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about the world as I experience it - applying personal mythologies and metaphysical conjecture.

I also brood of the things that irk me about the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly - recovering. What I should be doing - Painting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I only have a few things that I think of as private, and the fact that they are private means that I do not share them.
You should message me if
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you feel like it.

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