Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My self-summary is pretty straightforward.
At the age of one, I was kidnapped by wolves who proceeded to raise
me as one of their own. We had some good times, but after I lost my
baby teeth my value to the pack was severely compromised and they
cut me loose...
I have since transitioned rather nicely back into society, despite
a minor setback where I brought down a yak on our third grade field
trip to the zoo. Other residual side effects include salivating
when I hear bells and howling at sporting events with
Actually, I'm just kidding about the yak. It was a Spanish Ibex,
but yak is easier to type.
I have been known to spend my time teaching artists about law &
business, and also playing jazz saxophone. I love that more than
anything-- it made me leave the practice of law for the arts world,
and I have never regretted it...
I’m really good at
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
***totally have one more, but I have to stop at 6 apparently***
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bears make great stuffed animals and mascots, but lousy
Also, how come none of the vampire shows/movies ever have old
vampires? If an old person gets bitten by a vampire, do they
suddenly become young? Or do vampires avoid biting old people? If
so, why? Do they taste bad? Discrimination? Effective lobbying by
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Discovering the number of licks to the center of a tootsie pop.
It's more than 1, and less than 6000.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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