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alto_in_ny

38 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
May 22, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My self-summary is pretty straightforward.

At the age of one, I was kidnapped by wolves who proceeded to raise me as one of their own. We had some good times, but after I lost my baby teeth my value to the pack was severely compromised and they cut me loose...

I have since transitioned rather nicely back into society, despite a minor setback where I brought down a yak on our third grade field trip to the zoo. Other residual side effects include salivating when I hear bells and howling at sporting events with whistles.

Actually, I'm just kidding about the yak. It was a Spanish Ibex, but yak is easier to type.

I have been known to spend my time teaching artists about law & business, and also playing jazz saxophone. I love that more than anything-- it made me leave the practice of law for the arts world, and I have never regretted it...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I never do good things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Horns.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Safe-Cracking For Dummies
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Greed
Lust
Gluttony
Envy
Sloth
Pride
***totally have one more, but I have to stop at 6 apparently***
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bears make great stuffed animals and mascots, but lousy roommates.

Also, how come none of the vampire shows/movies ever have old vampires? If an old person gets bitten by a vampire, do they suddenly become young? Or do vampires avoid biting old people? If so, why? Do they taste bad? Discrimination? Effective lobbying by the AARP?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Discovering the number of licks to the center of a tootsie pop. It's more than 1, and less than 6000.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Emoticons really are expressive!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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You're looking for a tall, dark, handsome, wealthy, and interesting man, and you wonder if I'll turn into one if you kiss me. Ribbit.