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lavendrmenace

31 Astoria, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:15pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am impulsive, spontaneous, fun, demanding and inconsistent. I love my cats, playing the piano, and the view from my apartment. I love the proper use of the Oxford comma and expect always to be forgiven for my horrid phone typos and grammatical errors. I love cooking dinner from Blue Apron (kitchen training wheels), it makes me feel like a chef:)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Who knows- although if you put it on paper I look alright. I have a good job, good health, awesome friends, and contribute to a 401k.... pretty grown-up stuff there.

I tend to over things...over-work, over-drink, over-train, oversleep, overwelm.....oh starting to sound crazy. I overdo things. Overdone.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Secretly racing the people next to me on the treadmill at the gym.
Sight-reading piano music....but quite shitty at playing and perfecting.
Being a +1 at a wedding, I get along well with strangers.
Convincing people to go on bike rides with me.
Making up stories about strangers I see in restaurants or on the street.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm tall and loud. You can probably hear me laughing before you see my head above the crowd.
I wear a lot of clothing adorned with animals. It's way sexy, trust.
I have a staring problem.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - I am always reading on the subway. I just re-read Margaret Atwood's Oyrx and Crake and The Year of the Flood to be super refreshed for MaddAddam. So worth it. I love sci-fi-ish dystopian novels that ask questions and make people fear/excited for the new future.

Other genres? Historical non-fiction, presidential biographies and stories of other various heads of states or large government agencies. Alexander Hamilton is a hero. I also have a sweet spot for Camus and Kafka (I majored in philosophy), I feel for the absurdist cause.

Game of Thrones. Love (I put this in between the books and TV because I love them both :) )

TV - I like it. I don't have cable, but really only because it is just so expensive! I actively don't like people who don't own televisions or say they don't watch TV. You, sirs/madams are just way more evolved/cooler than me.

Shows I watch? Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, House of Cards, Orange Is the New Black, Alphas, Parks and Rec, Community
Guilty Pleasures? The New Girl, The Mindy Project, rando RomComs on Netflix
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Lucifer the cat
2. Wine and Cheese
3. Work, or something to keep my mind thoroughly challenged and my bank account in the black for at least 35 hours a week
4. Beach vacations, it has been way too long
5. Coffee
6. Internet....but how I wish that wasn't true
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The people's revolution.
The apocalypse, and how I plan to rally the survivors to make me their leader.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Finding the ideal wine and cheese pairing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a liar.
I am vain and self-absorbed.
Your kid is not that cute.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You love to try new things and don't mind a little winter hibernation....I hate the cold.

You live near Astoria or love to come here.... you should...it's lovely!
You can participate in a conversation about Nietzsche and when it turns dry to have good sense enough to start talking about shoes.

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