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  • Ages 25–32
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My details

Last online
Oct 7
5' 1" (1.55m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism and it’s important
Might want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English, Tagalog, LISP
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Kloot. Re: an ENFJ, fun-loving, adventure-seeking hippie (that showers regularly), fine artist, music fiend/audiophile, beer lover (and/or beer snob according to some), cinema junkie, with quite a few nerdish tendencies.

I like to keep my mind and body active and stimulated. I love to learn about anything and everything and am constantly asking questions in order to feed my perpetual curiosity with life. I am definitely a people person and really enjoy helping and teaching others.

Music, art, and film are a huge part of who I am as well. I enjoy learning about different cultures and history. I'm a hard worker with drive and ambition, but also need quite a bit of time to unwind and chill. I love all animals and want to adopt myself a zoo. I live off human connections. I have a big heart, and appreciate the little things in life like taking it easy in front of the television with a huge bowl of cereal and a cat on my lap watching cartoons. I am open about everything, I don’t bullshit, I tell it like it is. I don’t like how all these sentences start with the word “I”.

It's hard to classify myself in this tiny box of text, so why don’t you ask if you’d like to know more?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At any given moment you can catch me:

• eating
• sleeping
• having philosophical conversation and/or chitchat over coffee/beer/pizza
• browsing reddit
• trying new foods and beer at local eateries/pubs/breweries
• taking my dingus to the dog park
• riding my bright orange super-hipster-esque-fixed-gear bicycle on the Monon
• playing video games
• reading a book that doesn’t involve vampires or BDSM
• taking art classes at a local non-for-profit
• spewing atheist propaganda
• working 9-5, then perhaps 5-10 a couple nights a week
• traipsing through the woods in search of letterboxes and geocaches
• running with my dog
• most likely sittin on my couch watching shows with my cats, beer in hand, being a bum

I graduated with my degree in fine arts and currently plan event, tweet, Facebook, and Instagram all day long for a hipster craft beer bar, and sling pizzas one day a week at a non-descript pizza joint. I love to keep busy, work hard, and am passionate and ambitious about my career. I enjoy giving back to the community when I can. Usually I'll hover around 2-3 jobs at once, but eventually I'd like to find just one job along a 9-5 schedule that pays all the bills. I sound busy, but always make sure to have time spent for myself, friends, and others outside of work. (This is where I would write "work hard, play hard.")
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• talking as well as listening
• giving gifts
• coming up with new pizza combinations
• tweeting about beer
• playing super smash bros. as pikachu
• organizing my itunes library
• saving money and spotting awesome deals
• cat-wrangling
• sudoku, cryptoquips, and crosswords
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm really short, have a loud laugh, and talk a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like anything that has to do with post-apocalyptic dystopias.

Authors: Ray Bradbury, Aldous Huxley, Kurt Vonnegut, Robert Comier, Dave Eggers, Stephen King, Amy Tan, Leo Tolstoy, and more.

Movies: I will usually watch and like anything that has been rated about 75% or more on Rotten Tomatos. I have seen a lot of movies and can't possibly list them all here.
Some favorite directors would be: Wes Anderson, Woody Allen, Michel Gondry, Tarantino, Christopher Nolan, The Coen Brothers, Terry Gilliam, Charlie Kaufman (this dude just LOVES to mess with my head).

Shows: 30 Rock, Archer, Arrested Development, American Horror Story, Boardwalk Empire, Bob's Burgers, Breaking Bad, Community, Fargo, Game of Thrones, LOST, Louie, Mad Men, Malcolm in the Middle, Orange is the New Black, Rick & Morty (obsessed), Sailor Moon (don't judge!), South Park, Superjail!, The IT Crowd, The League, The Walking Dead, The Wonder Years, True Detective, and plenty more I can't think of off the top of my head to list in alphabetical order.

Music: Please feel free to browse my page and see if we have any musical compatibility.

Food: I am pretty much open to trying anything once. Not too big on ethnic cuisine, but perhaps I can find someone who can point me in the right direction. Love cheeseburgers, bacon, peanut butter, and especially bacon cheeseburgers with peanut butter, but don't have them quite often as I would like. I enjoy eating light, healthy, and fit for the most part.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• deep human connection
• my pets
• beer
• a good pillow
• my friends and family
• being able to to express myself and create things using my hands!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Work, my future, finances, and things I am worried about as well as excited for. Lately I've been trying to keep in mind how short life is and how to make the most of my time while I'm still here. (This is where I'd normally write #YOLO.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Waiting tables and hustling hard for the money. If I'm not at that job, I most likely requested the night off to go to a cool concert, grab drinks, hang out with friends, see a drag show, go to First Friday, or to stay home, snuggle some cats, and do some laundry!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In 7th grade I gave a school presentation on spontaneous human combustion with pictures of charred remains and creeped a bunch of people out. :/
You should message me if
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• you're an active and outgoing contributing member of society with an open mind looking to expand your horizons and better the world that we live in
• you want to go on a bike ride
• you want to grab a beer
• or you think we'd get along!

on that note, please do NOT message me if you:

• are closed-minded or homophobic in any sense of the word
• are "down with the clown"
• have no plans to eventually meet
• are trying to convert me to your religion