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machinaexamanda

22 Lakewood, OH Woman

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  • Ages 20–27
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My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Demisexual, Queer
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm Amanda, a recent college grad in Theatre, and an increasingly cynical member of the retail complex. While my focus was in acting, I have also directed and written my own work.

Other tidbits:
-She/her pronouns
-If you asked me about sexual orientation I would probably babble some Sumerian language or something I legitimately don't even know anymore.
-Feminist
-Politically left-aligned, but unsure of what my political alignment would actually be called due to a lack of intimate study (not for a lack of rudimentary understanding) of classical political theory.
-I'm very much the intellectual sort. I love learning about pretty much anything in general, regardless of academic pathway (STEM, Arts, Humanities: it's all relevant and it's all vital to human experience and thus all interesting).
-Definitely in the "humanist" strain of atheism, but in no way anti-religion (though I'm against people shoving religion down my throat).
-Compulsive selfie taker, but only after putting on makeup. Though I admit I go without makeup often.

Do I dare let people judge me by a blog? Eh, why not:
http://amandaexmachina.tumblr.com/

And I'm nuts, but my kik: amandaexmachina
What I’m doing with my life
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Mostly working. I recently moved to the Cleveland area from Florida, so there's also a bit of "ooh I want to explore despite not knowing anyone here" vibe about me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I like to think I'm good at acting.
I'm also an amateur director and playwright, and wannabe tech theatre artist.
Other things at which I excel:
-Absurd knowledge and regurgitation of random factoids
-Reading other people's (amazing) profiles and desperately wanting to message them, before procrastinating and subsequently never doing it.
-Embarrassing myself in tiny and insignificant ways and joking about it to cover it up. It's works like 90% of the time when working retail, I promise.

No, that's pretty much it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am still talking, and for some reason I can't shut up. I'm also not sorry about it.

I'm also admittedly pretentious. And arrogant, according to some people. Apparently semi-confident woman are arrogant and can't be trusted, which is news to me.

I'm not a casual person in any sense, so there's also that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Frankenstein is my all time favorite novel, but I also love other classics like 1984 and The Great Gatsby. My "guilty" pleasure comes in the form of Sherlock Holmes stories (I sound like I never read books after high school, but those titles seem more amenable than "The Elements of Style" or "Gilgamesh, but like also definitely discussing the homoeroticism"). I read markedly more plays than books, and generally prefer them, particularly anything Ancient Greek or Shakespeare, but also modern works.

Movies: My top three are Charade (1963), Amelie (2001), and Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy (2011). Those are the three films I can always watch no matter what. I also like TOS Star Trek films (including the rebooted films) and Hitchcock. But also Plan 9 from Outer Space. My point is that I will watch pretentious films, but I also will watch ones that border on silly. And also bad pretentious films.

Television/radio: BBC Sherlock, Elementary (both are brilliant and I will argue in defense of both), Grenada!Holmes, NBC Hannibal, Arrested Development, The IT Crowd, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Monty Python, I occasionally obsess over pre-Moffat Doctor Who and Star Trek, Old-time Holmes radio where Holmes would talk about laundry soaps in adverts, Cabin Pressure (literally the best radio comedy in existence), Births Deaths and Marriages, Welcome to Night Vale, et al.

Music: I like what I like. Generally, if it's not country or metal I probably will listen to it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends. I never see them, because they're still in school or off doing fun things in the world, but they are the most important to me, as I never really felt emotionally connected with my family.
Creating things.
The air I respire.
Money's pretty important.
So is Shakespeare.
And I'll be honest my computer's pretty important too.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The occasional existential crisis likes to crop up unexpectedly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I typically work on weekends, so there's that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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