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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-19
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jul 11
Seeing Someone
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
An opening note -- no longer seeking (I guess friends are OK). The female preference part is just to "fool" the OKC guidelines. I would have written "ages 0-0" but, apparently, according to the federal laws, one can not actually date a fetus. At least, not in good conscience. Jeez, I hope those laws would be soon relaxed. The Supremes, do your job!


This a test. Feel free to fill the gaps in my knowledge.

I am just winging it here. Sometimes I hit it out of the ballpark. Other times, I swing and miss. But I rarely know ahead of time what will be the outcome. It's a riddle inside a mystery wrapped into a falafel.

And when you open it, there just may be a treat inside.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a creative type. With words, usually. And phrases. And even ideas, once in a while. And I do wonder about the oddest things ...

adding to my profile, as requested ... dum-dum-dum-dee-dum ...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being silly and, for those who deserve it, sweet. How sweet you ask? Kind of like a vanilla ice cream with a chocolate covering dipped in caramel and floating in a bowl filled with honey.

Do you deserve being sweet to?

I am sure you think so.

Don't we all?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I read somewhere that women pay more attention to men who show off photos of an expensive foreign car like an Audi ... so I went out and bought myself a picture of Audi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I just read "50 Shades of Grey Goose" ... apparently, the first chapter is coherent daylight and the last is pitch black ... somewhere in the middle, it's full of vivid colors . ..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Google Translate.

As of recently, Sopcast (shhh) and YouTube.

Respect. And I get no respect. Really. I mean, Rodney Dangerfield stole a joke that I wrote. Then he told it to a live audience. The joke bombed. Then he finally told who wrote it. No respect.

PS. A little human kindness now and again doesn't hurt either.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tropical Storm Sandy. Strong winds. Very strong winds. I was outside wearing my MC Hammer pants and almost flew all the way to Cuba.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
entering drinking contests ... a couple of weeks ago, for example, I made it to the semifinal where I lost to an eleven year old girl three Shirley Temples to one ...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fondness for solitude.
You should message me if
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if you'd like to meet someone with charm and wit