An opening note -- no longer seeking (I guess friends are OK). The female preference part is just to "fool" the OKC guidelines. I would have written "ages 0-0" but, apparently, according to the federal laws, one can not actually date a fetus. At least, not in good conscience. Jeez, I hope those laws would be soon relaxed. The Supremes, do your job!
This a test. Feel free to fill the gaps in my knowledge.
I am just winging it here. Sometimes I hit it out of the ballpark. Other times, I swing and miss. But I rarely know ahead of time what will be the outcome. It's a riddle inside a mystery wrapped into a falafel.
And when you open it, there just may be a treat inside.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a creative type. With words, usually. And phrases. And even
ideas, once in a while. And I do wonder about the oddest things
adding to my profile, as requested ... dum-dum-dum-dee-dum ...
I’m really good at
Being silly and, for those who deserve it, sweet. How sweet you
ask? Kind of like a vanilla ice cream with a chocolate covering
dipped in caramel and floating in a bowl filled with honey.
Do you deserve being sweet to?
I am sure you think so.
Don't we all?
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, I read somewhere that women pay more attention to men who
show off photos of an expensive foreign car like an Audi ... so I
went out and bought myself a picture of Audi.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I just read "50 Shades of Grey Goose" ... apparently, the first
chapter is coherent daylight and the last is pitch black ...
somewhere in the middle, it's full of vivid colors . ..
The six things I could never do without
As of recently, Sopcast (shhh) and YouTube.
Respect. And I get no respect. Really. I mean, Rodney Dangerfield
stole a joke that I wrote. Then he told it to a live audience. The
joke bombed. Then he finally told who wrote it. No respect.
PS. A little human kindness now and again doesn't hurt either.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Tropical Storm Sandy. Strong winds. Very strong winds. I was
outside wearing my MC Hammer pants and almost flew all the way to
On a typical Friday night I am
entering drinking contests ... a couple of weeks ago, for example,
I made it to the semifinal where I lost to an eleven year old girl
three Shirley Temples to one ...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Fondness for solitude.
You should message me if
if you'd like to meet someone with charm and wit