I'm excited I've finally answered enough questions for OkCupid to assign me a personality. That was my only goal.

Some favorites: variety, classic literature, pharmacology, oxford commas, and architecture.

I try to travel when I can. My favorite destinations so far have been New Zealand, Switzerland, and Scotland. I'm planning on Thailand and Spain in 2013.

I see people writing about their jobs here. I am also gainfully employed.

Mitigation and vagueness.

Books: Novel with Cocaine (Ageyev), You Can't Win (Black), Mother Night (Vonnegut), Libra (DeLillo), The Idiot (Dostoyevsky), Anna Karenina (Tolstoy)

Movies: There Will Be Blood, Shaun of the Dead, Adaptation, Hot Fuzz, Zombieland, Trainspotting

Shows: Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, Six Feet Under, The League, Mad Men, Curb Your Enthusiasm

Music: The Kills, Margot & the Nuclear So and So's, The xx, Tame Impala, Puscifer, Metric, Foxygen

Food: I like almost any food as long as olives aren't involved.

- Dresses
- Naps
- Excel
- Spice
- Caffeine

Why most of my Twitter followers appear to be transient porn stars.

I've told whole lies with a half smile.

You should message me if you would like to.