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amateurbeard

30 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:43am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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"I ask you: what's a good thing for if not for taking it to excess?"

I'm a man of large appetites, and I don't just mean that I like to eat (I mean, I do, but I'm working on cutting down on that). I love being passionate about new things and tend to get obsessed with learning as much as possible about a new hobby or interest before getting distracted after a few weeks and moving on to the next thing (and often forgetting a lot of what I learned). I'm just fascinated by everything.....until I'm not anymore. I call this the "Sample Platter" approach to life: I'd rather have a little of as many things as possible than be completely dedicated to one or two things. Monogamy is probably the only exception to that rule. I've been through tons of these temporary phases, so if you ever want to have a conversation peppered with random facts about Chilean wines or the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, I'm your guy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Whenever my tee-ball team would lose and I was sad, my dad would always ask me the same thing:

"Did you have fun?"

I knew what I was supposed to say, so I always said it even when it wasn't true:

"Yes."

"Then you're a winner."

Thanks, dad.

Anyway, I'm busy winning at life. I am the physical embodiment of "Work to live, don't live to work" so don't ever expect me to talk about how my day at the office went, or stress about some big meeting or presentation. I put in my 8-10 hours every weekday, and don't bring my work home with me. I'm too busy reading/going to baseball games/playing shuffleboard/having living room dance parties to worry about that.

That being said, I do like my job, and am thrilled every day to get to go to work and support the performing arts, which are my biggest passion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been playing the piano for about 22 years now, I'm getting pretty good at it, I reckon. I used to have a beautiful upright in my bedroom, and I miss it every day.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A child I had never met before was once asked to give me a super hero name. Kid looked me up and down, stared me in the eye, and said "Hot Dog Eater."

So I guess I look like I eat hot dogs. Which I admit I have done before and almost certainly will again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like liking things, but I hate this section so much.

Books: Kurt Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace, John Updike, Dave Eggers, Roberto Bolano, Cormac McCarthy, and Joe Meno all take up the most space on my shelves.

Boob tube: Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Jeopardy!

Last concert attended: Typhoon, Portugal. The Man, and Grouplove @ Merriweather. Coming up: Run The Jewels (9:30); Rural Alberta Advantage (R&R Hotel)

Food: Mexican food above all else, but pretty much anything except for cauliflower.

Most weeks I spend more time reading and listening to music than I do watching movies and TV.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Something to read
2. Red Bull (sad but true)
3. Museums
4. Sports (mostly watching, but you'd definitely want me on your wiffle ball team)
5. High fives
6. The performing arts - I'll go to pretty much any play/musical/opera/ballet I am handed tickets to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
leaving all of this behind to live on a houseboat with a hammock and a stack of books.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shuffleboard at Penn Social, or Truckeroo, or a baseball game, or a concert/play/ballet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to be a Canadian.
You should message me if
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you would like to help me plan out my Slutty Ernest Hemingway Halloween costume.