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amateurbeard

29 M Alexandria, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Born: Canada
Raised: Northern Virginia
Then: New Hampshire
Now: DC

Just moved from the city to Alexandria to house-sit for a friend for six months. I'm in suburb heaven but missing the city, so I'm always looking for an excuse to head back up there.
What I’m doing with my life
By day: working arts administration for one of our city's lovely theaters

By night: books, bars, board games, baseball, alliteration
I’m really good at
Watching movies starring Vin Diesel.
The first things people usually notice about me
My face is hairier than many other faces.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like liking things.

Books: [pretentious list of contemporary American male authors and vague reference to literary tattoos]

Music: [equally pretentious list of indie rock bands with a little hip hop and classic rock sprinkled in for street cred]

Last concert attended: Nas with the NSO
Coming up: S. Carey, Margot & The Nuclear So and So's, Neutral Milk Hotel (again)

TV and Movies [charmingly down to earth collection of mainstream action and children's movies and television series. Directive to inquire about the time author met the cast of Yo Gabba Gabba]
The six things I could never do without
1. Headphones
2. Mexican food
3. Milk
4. Mash-up albums
5. Air conditioning
6. Other people's dogs and babies so I can cuddle them but not actually be responsible for them in any way, shape, or form
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If, in this reality, where Jurassic Park exists as a movie and a novel, someone figured out an actual way to clone dinosaurs and built a REAL Jurassic Park, would I visit it having seen the film and knowing that I might get horrifically eaten?
On a typical Friday night I am
At a Nats/Caps game or checking out a show at one of my rival theaters (gotta keep track of the competition!)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I remember the difference between port and starboard because "port" and "left" both have four letters.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You have a hammock