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amateurbeard

30 M Alexandria, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Born: Canada
Raised: Northern Virginia
Then: New Hampshire
Now: DC

Currently housesitting in Alexandria for the summer but I'll be headed back to the city in November.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day: working for one of our city's lovely performing arts organizations aka using my theatre degree to make a living that involves health insurance instead of waking up at 5:30am to stand in line at auditions

By night: books, bars, board games, baseball, alliteration
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
air hockey.
The first things people usually notice about me
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jokes are my default reaction to just about everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like liking things, but I hate this section so much.

Books: Kurt Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace, John Updike, most things McSweeney's, Roberto Bolano, Cormac McCarthy

Shows: Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Community, Arrow, Jeopardy

Last concert attended: Typhoon, Portugal. The Man, and Grouplove @ Merriweather. Coming up: Bombay Bicycle Club; Run The Jewels; Rural Alberta Advantage

Food: Mexican food above all else, but pretty much anything except for cauliflower.

Most weeks I spend more time reading and listening to music than I do watching movies and TV.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Something to read
2. Red Bull (sad but true)
3. Museums
4. Sports (mostly watching, but you'd definitely want me on your wiffle ball team)
5. Condiments
6. The performing arts - I'll go to pretty much any play/musical/opera/ballet I am handed tickets to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Shuffleboard at Penn Social, or Truckeroo, or a baseball game, or a concert/play/ballet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I recently purchased a kilt specifically to try and win a costume contest at a renaissance faire
You should message me if
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you don't adhere to outdated gender stereotypes that insist the guy has to make the first move.