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amateurbeard

30 Washington, DC Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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A solid Type-B kind of guy. I'm not here to change the planet, just to have fun while I'm on it. Goofy, fanciful, and more at home at a midnight release for a superhero movie than at an embassy gala (not to say that I don't look great in a tux). More interested in dreaming than in making dreams a reality. I want to be Terrance from the NatPack when I grow up. Friend of the National Zoo. When I go to museums, I want to touch everything.

Moved back from easy-going New Hampshire a few years ago to be closer to my family, and having a little trouble adjusting to all the ambition and drive around here.
What I’m doing with my life
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Whenever my tee-ball team would lose and I was sad, my dad would always ask me the same thing:

"Did you have fun?"

I knew what I was supposed to say, so I always said it even when it wasn't true:

"Yes."

"Then you're a winner."

Thanks, dad.

Anyway, I'm busy winning at life. I am the physical embodiment of "Work to live, don't live to work" so don't ever expect me to talk about how my day at the office went, or stress about some big meeting or presentation. I put in my 8-10 hours every weekday, and don't bring my work home with me. I'm too busy reading/going to baseball games/playing shuffleboard/having living room dance parties to worry about that.

That being said, I do like my job, and am thrilled every day to get to go to work and support the performing arts, which are my biggest passion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- air hockey
- karaoke
- finding a parking space
- Dancing Under the Influence
- putting and driving but being incapable of combining these skills to play a complete round of golf
- playing the piano
The first things people usually notice about me
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A child I had never met before was once asked to give me a super hero name. Kid looked me up and down, stared me in the eye, and said "Hot Dog Eater."

So I guess I look like I eat hot dogs. Which I admit I have done before and almost certainly will again.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like liking things, but I hate this section so much.

Books: Kurt Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace, John Updike, Dave Eggers, Roberto Bolano, Cormac McCarthy, and Joe Meno all take up the most space on my shelves. Also a bunch of Murakami that I don't remember buying, I think they just appeared.

Currently reading: The History of Western Philosophy, by Bertrand Russell. I'm going to be reading it for a while, it's soooooooooo loooooooooong.

Boob tube: Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Jeopardy!, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Gotham, Agents of SHIELD. That's everything I watch.

I unironically love the Fast & The Furious franchise despite the fact that I don't even own a car.

This time of year I put away the upbeat music and the hip hop (except Kanye. It's always Kanye season) in favor of slower acoustic stuff. Lot of Bon Iver in December. Currently obsessed with Mimicking Birds.

Last concert attended: The Rural Alberta Advantage at Rock & Roll Hotel

Food: Mexican food above all else, but pretty much anything except for cauliflower and olives
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Something to read
2. Red Bull (sad but true)
3. Nerd stuff - comic books, board games, video games (console only, I'm a filthy casual), strong opinions about Star Wars
4. Sports (mostly watching, but you'd definitely want me on your wiffle ball team)
5. High fives
6. The performing arts - I'll go to pretty much any play/musical/opera/ballet I am handed tickets to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out: Ping pong at Comet, Zoo Lights (complete with spiked hot chocolate), shuffleboard at Penn Social

In: Endlessly browsing options on Netflix without ever actually picking anything
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can name both the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and the starting lineup for the Washington Nationals from memory.
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you like the idea of doing a crossword puzzle more than actually doing a crossword puzzle.

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