I am kinky, quirky, and cute.
My Self-Summary
I am very laid back and pretty down to earth, I talk and listen,
often with complete strangers, I laugh easily, and am very ticklish
(you know where this is going!), I love the mountains and the sea
but prefer to live in a city, I'm here to stalk profiles and do
quizzes, probably nothing more than chat up with interesting
people, I can talk about anything (so I think) or nothing (so
everyone else thinks), I love reading a good book as much as having
fun with another nice body. Some think my relationships stretch the
boundaries of reason, I once dated a girl and her ex boyfriend at
the same time, my first boyfriend and my first girlfriend were
brother and sister, I've been in at least three bigamous
relationships with married couples. I'm also a study in contrasts,
as much of an exhibitionist as I am in reality, I'm just as much
gun shy of a camera, which has made me a good photographer from
years of practice as the designated photographer. I love the colors
pink and black. Unfortunately, not too many clothing options for
guys in pink, so I make do with t-shirts, hoodies or pants for
girls, while the pants fit me well, not so with the t-shirts and
hoodies that don't exactly go well with my more masculine torso.
I've always wanted a nice big tribal tattoo on my forearm, but
never got the courage to get one, the only time I went to a parlor
(to accompany someone), I made an on the spot decision to get a
tattoo - it had pink, but it was a lower back tattoo with roses and
butterflies, but no regrets on that. I'll probably get the tribal
on my arm sometime soon. I like making odd bets, and lose more
often than win, but the stakes tend to be more funny than
problematic, I once bet with a friend that I could beat her down a
slope by more than half a minute, the loser had to do at least
three runs in the other's swimsuit and nothing else, I lost (there
was only a 15 second difference), so the next day I did three runs
down wearing just her bikini bottom, boots and sunglasses, and I
like to think that the stares I got were filled with lust. I like
to go to delis or restaurants and order in different languages
trying to see if they'll find a way to help me, a tourist who
doesn't speak English. In relationships, I like sharing clothes,
waking up in the morning and putting on his or her undies from last
night to go make coffee for him or her is an incredible turn-on,
but the best part is that we have just one wardrobe and there's no
my laundry or your laundry.
What I’m doing with my life
I work a normal 9-5 job and I spend my free time doing nothing or
something, the definition depending on perspective. And I'm
currently addicted to doing quizzes and questions on OkCupid. Some
quizzes amuse me with their spelling errors and others annoy me.
I’m really good at
Singing in the bathtub or shower, running around aimlessly, playing
with dogs on the street much to the annoyance of their owners,
looking at people at coffee shops and figuring what they did in bed
last night, making out and giving blow jobs, modeling panties and
collars, cooking exotic dishes for friends or ramen noodles for
myself
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm part of the local scenery, whether at a dive bar or a
coffee shop, the beach or the slopes.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Too many to list, but there are very few that I've read that
I didn't like - The Alchemist, Tuesdays with Morrie.
Movies: Anything Tarantino or movies that I follow through
subtitles
Food: Thai, Indian, East African
The six things I could never do without
Chocolate, music, sex, my passport, clean undies, bananas
I spend a lot of time thinking about
people I've just met and what they're like out of curiosity and
interest with no judgment, how nice it would be for me to have
boobs - not too big, nice firm B cups, why something I own doesn't
work when it should.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Rather than give it out, here´s a riddle, extra points if you guess
right.
US, Canada, Mexico, Colombia, Peru, Brazil, Chile, Argentina,
Spain, France, Italy, Holland, Germany, Austria, UK, Ireland,
Sweden, Romania, Bulgaria, Russia, Ukraine, Iran, Israel, India,
Sri Lanka, China, Thailand, Vietnam, Philippines, Japan, Australia,
New Zealand, Indonesia, South Africa, Morocco, Zimbabwe, Jamaica.
You should message me if
The off chance that you're either Hugh Grant or Keira Kneightley
and happened to chance upon my profile here, or you're just looking
for a friend and you think talking with someone like you is
fun.
I'm a true pansexual, so your anatomy or gender doesn't matter, but
then I have my vices too, I'm a wee bit more partial to people
whose gender doesn't match their anatomy, but only a wee bit!