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Quirkus_Maximus

55 New York, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 44–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:20am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$150,000–$250,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. I've been told my profile is a bit on the long side but, the way I see it, if you read to the end you have proven yourself to have a real attention span and we probably have real things to talk about. Ready, set, read....

In an increasingly impersonal world I am doing what I can to make it a friendlier one. If I have spare change, I give it to the next worthy panhandler I see. When I dine out (which is far too often) I always leave a 20% tip (or better) and tell my server "Thank you." I'll hold the door if I know someone is behind me. Having class is as important to me as is having self-respect and "other"-respect*. (*Trademark pending) Life is too short to be low-budget, mundane or pedestrian. It is why we live here.

Politically left of center, I have no patience for the right-wing hyperbolic nut-jobbery which seems to be a requirement of conservative elected officials. The only news I can stand to watch on TV is The Daily Show or The Colbert Report. Used to like Bill Maher's show but now it's just a platform for talking points and shouting matches. Anything else important I can see on my Google news feed.

I'm looking for a partner in fun for music, film, theater, dinner conversation, wine tasting, traveling, sharing, talk about my day, etc. You know, the fun stuff. I give as well as I get (especially w/ wine. Just ask my friends.)

I moved to our city to see great film, hear great bands and meet and befriend great people. I sincerely hope the woman I love will also embrace these experiences.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a software developer with an IT services firm in Midtown that is currently specializing in the music industry. When I came to New York I was hoping to jump right into the IT side of finance. VERY glad that didn't work out.

Went to Paris last year since it's a city we should all experience at least once. Looking forward to a return trip. This Xmas will be spent in Hawaii with family. Expecting plenty of warm weather fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Setting up home audio/video systems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I've got lots of height and can reach high places. Oh and as I get older I've heard from a few that I'm looking more and more like Clint Eastwood. That may be but the only chairs I talk to have people sitting in them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Pulp Fiction, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Blue Velvet, Mad Men, The Wire (it's all about the game yo!), Breaking Bad,Big Bang Theory, Peaky Blinders, True Detective, South Park, Colbert, Pee Wee Herman, Book of Mormon (the musical NOT the book), The Believing Brain, Richard Dawkins, The Kids in the Hall, Rifftrax, Nerd Nite, Velvet Underground ,Jimi Hendrix, Charles Mingus, Miles Davis, Flogging Molly, They Might Be Giants, Beasties, Biggie, J-Priest, Reel Big Fish, Jenny Rocha's Painted Ladies, sushi, pad thai, Rioja, chewy cabs, obnoxious punk bands, City Winery, Galapagos Art Space, Bowery Ballroom. Bottom line: The quirkier the better. Suggestions?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good friends
Edgy film
Compelling music
Interesting food
Regular peace & quiet
Public transportation
Quirk in all it's sundry forms
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do otherwise intelligent people adopt nonsensical belief systems?

Why doesn't Apple support Flash?

Why does cable TV still use channel numbers?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

When and how will Shamy consummate their relationship?

So if according to Genesis, God created the earth, the day, the night and only AFTER those created the heavenly bodies INCLUDING the sun, where did the light for day come from?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My Friday nights are NEVER typical. In NYC, they really shouldn't be. The first or second Friday of the month are sometimes spent at an event called Nerd Nite at Galapagos Art Space in DUMBO. Look it up.

On various summer weekends I'm usually off to Long Beach Island, NJ.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been know to call people "Dude" more than my age would normally allow.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Do you get really seriously bored by things like Twilight, Jason Mraz, Celine Dion, Justin Bieber or most Disney product (Toy Story and Aladdin excluded)? Do you get seriously excited by gritty New York City? Were you ever a fan of the 80s downtown punk scene (not a requirement but nice if you were)? Do you know the difference between and regular guitar and a bass guitar? Would you rather rock out than mellow out? And finally, have you ever been to a show where you could tell that the band/performer was only there for a paycheck?

I realize that many women on this site may have been traumatized by some of the treatment they have received in the online dating world so let me assure you about some things. I'm socially normal, have lots of friends, have good manners and an actively functioning conscience. My first choice is to do the right thing even when it's the painful option but I won't allow myself to be a doormat. I always pay on the first date and have never been characterized as cheap. But that being said, I'm also human and like all humans I may stumble once in a while. And if I see you stumble, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and even extend my hand to help. I believe in respect and courtesy so if we meet, I'll always lead with those and not try to "game" attraction through mistreatment. If that all sounds "too nice", you'll need to keep looking.

Like most of us, I'm looking for chemistry. But even at my advanced age, I still find it to be nebulous and mysterious. Like all things that are truly worthwhile, it's difficult to find and not always easy to recognize but I'm willing to do what's necessary to achieve it. So give me a chance. I'll return the favor.

And since this is probably the um-teenth profile you've read, here is some comic relief:

What did Sarah Palin get on her SATs?
Drool.

What's the difference between Kenny G and a machine gun?
A machine gun only repeats itself 30 times.

What's the difference between God and Donald Trump?
God doesn't think he's Donald Trump.

Why do Born-again Christians make good Republicans?
They're already good at believing fairy tales.

B-well.