Hi, I'm Jacob, been off this site for a while now but now I'm back
and thought it'd be wise to update a bit. To be honest though, I'm
not really sure what to write here, if somebody has a personality
worth having, I can't imagine they'd be able to fit it all into a
box of text.
Oh well, I guess I'll give it a go. I'm a big horror fan and tend
to be drawn to things that could be described as dark, scary or
macabre. I'm an introvert, far more likely to be seen sipping a
drink in a corner of the bar than on the dance floor, but don't
take that to mean I'm shy or that I don't know how to have fun,
that's just where I'm more comfortable. I love movies, video games,
books, and I couldn't live without music. I enjoy baking,
particularly cupcakes, and like to break outside the box with my
recipes, my best so far is a beer batter maple bacon cupcake, and
most recently I made orange rose cupcakes with a rose flavored
buttercream (delicious!). I also like to sew, though I've yet to do
much of that, along with various other random crafts. Best of all,
I'm weird. I love being weird, and I want to find a man whose
weirdness is compatible with mine.
Also, dolphins are rapists. Just for the record.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a recent college drop out, which most people would probably not
admit right away but I'm not ashamed, school just wasn't for me.
Currently I work at a craft store in Flagstaff, and soon I'll be
taking a trip to Phoenix in an attempt to find a team lead position
with the same company and hopefully move my happy ass to Phoenix.
I’m really good at
Understanding things, I was a Sociology major while in school and
the theories came easy for me. I also like to think my cupcakes are
pretty damn good.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm wearing nail polish or eyeliner or that I have a safety
pin in my ear, take those away and apparently it's my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
But a few of my favorites:
Books- World War Z, The Night Watch Series, Let The Right One In,
the works of H.P. Lovecraft
Movies- V for Vendetta, Girl Interrupted, The Nightmare Before
Christmas, Evil Dead, Let The Right One In, Paranorman
Shows- The Walking Dead, Dead Like Me, Happy Endings, Ru Paul's
Drag Race, Game of Thrones, Roseanne, Family Guy, South Park
Music- Coheed and Cambria, Amanda Palmer, Lady Gaga, P!nk, Ke$ha,
Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dead Sara, The Cranberries, System of a Down,
Jimmy Eat World, Gossip, Marylin Manson
Food- All of it.
That's a small sample of what I'd consider my favorites, but you
get the idea.
The six things I could never do without
Music, family, friends, horror, novelty, movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, what the hell I'm going to do, this hopeful move to
Phoenix, society (hard to turn the sociological thing off
sometimes), random ideas- creative or otherwise, relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at home with my roommates, watching movies or tv, maybe
drinking some wine, or downtown hitting the bars with friends,
fighting off their attempts to make me dance.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I consider myself independent and somewhat rebellious, but when it
comes to relationships I become submissive- at least in the
You should message me if
If you're not a dick, and think we could hit it off. Also just a
heads up, I tend to like men bigger than me, taller than me, like
hairy, cubs/bears and all that.