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ambiebuns

34 F Pittsburg, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm pretty cool. I am honest and I try to be kind and considerate of other people's time, space and feelings. I have a good sense of humor and I think people perceive me as cheerful. I seem to say things that make people laugh and I laugh a lot myself. Many things amuse me.

I love road trips, concerts, museums, restaurants, forests, beaches, a good party. I appreciate all forms of art.

All that said, I don't really consider myself a cheerful person. I have my moments, but I also worry about things I probably shouldn't worry about. I can be cynical and moody sometimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Traveling, working an awful lot, appreciating the people I love and who love me.
Seizing the day.
I’m really good at
looking hella fly in cheap clothes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
How about I list my favorite recent okcupid messages instead?

"Hi"
This is always a good one, especially when coming from someone who's profile only says "what are you doing with your life: living it."

"Hi mama"
Um, I'm not your mama.

"hihow are you"

"Boobs"

"Nice big boobs"

These last two are my favorite. I mean which one should I date first? Probably the one that threw in a couple of adjectives.
The six things I could never do without
Mascara, a car, cats, good food, good music, good company.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'm tired of thinking
I long to taste the world with a kiss.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually wiped out on Friday night after a long work week. But I don't really have typical weekends, I go where I want to go and do what I want to do, whatever that happens to be at the moment. Sometimes I just stay home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Remember that episode of South Park when Kyle's family moves to San Francisco and everyone there is in love with the smell of their own farts? That's the image I get when I browse through most profiles. So many people, so utterly in love with themselves, and not even in a good way.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
you think you might like me.

If you want to go on a road trip, hang out on the beach and smoke a j, go for a hike or have a picnic in the park, go to a concert or check out a local band, try a new restaurant, hit up the flea market, visit a museum, see some theater or stand up comedy.

If you desire and have time for a relationship. Or if you're just looking for an awesome friend to go on random adventures with. I am completely open to new friends.

I hate to have to add this, but do not message me if you are just a creepy chubby chaser looking for casual sex. If your profile is empty and the only thing you can say is "hi," if you use terms of endearment or call me sexy in your first email or say lame shit like "real women have curves," then I'm probably not going to reply.