Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

NOT MUCH INTO WRITING THESE THINGS, YOU WANNA KNOW..JUST ASK
HEY, IF LIFE IS A BOX OF CHOCOLATES..EAT THE DAMN THINGS THEN LIFE WILL BE SWEETER
IF YOU STAND ON THE TOILET ARE YOU HEAD SHIT OR JUST A SHIT HEAD
SINCE CRACK KILLS......I SAY DROP TONS OF IT IN IRAN
WHY DID FEBRUARY GET SCREWED WITH ONLY 28 DAYS
HOOKED ON PHONICS WAS A SUCCESS........IF I COME OUT WITH HOOKED ON EBONICS WILL IT BE A HIT TOO
IF ALL THE PARENTS HAVE HONOR ROLL STUDENTS WHY ARE THE TEENS SO DUMB THESE DAYS
JUST SOMETHING TO PONDER

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

RAISING MY DAUGHTER 3 YEARS OLD
YEAH, AND MY KID IS BETTER THAN YOUR KID!
SPENDING LOTS OF TIME WITH HER AND GOING SOMEWHERE NEW EVERY WEEK
WORKING 3 DAYS A WEEK....NOW THATS LIFE
WORKING ON AN AMBULANCE IN ATLANTA

I'm really good at Propose an edit

SAVING LIVES
DEALING WITH KIDS
MAKING YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOU PEE

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

MY EYES
MY TATS IF I SO CHOOSE TO LET THEM BE DISPLAYED

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

THREE LITTLE PIGS
BILLY GOAT GRUFF
THE LITTLE RED HEN

YEAH, YOU GET THE PICTURE

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

MY CHILD
TOILET PAPER
SWEET TEA
PEOPLE ON WELFARE.I LOVE GIVING AWAY PART OF MY HARD EARNED MONEY....LOL
TAXES.......WHO DOESN'T WANNA DONATE TO THE GOV'T SO THEY CAN SQUANDER YOUR MONEY
MY MOTORCYCLE

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

HITTING THE LOTTERY
WINNING THE LOTTERY
BUYING A PRIVATE ISLAND
LIVING IN PEACE
HAVING YOU PAY TAXES TO ME IF YOU CHOOSE TO COME TO MY ISLAND

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

WORKING ON AN AMBULANCE IN ATLANTA
ACTUALLY I'M OFF AT NIGHT SO I'M JUST HANGING OUT

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I'M WHITE
I CRAPPED IN MY PANTS WHEN I WAS 2

You should message me if Propose an edit

YOU FEEL THE URGE
YOU AREN'T A ROYAL BITCH..HAD ONE
YOU AREN'T A CHEATER....HAD ONE ALBEIT THE SAME ONE
YOU AREN'T LAZY
YOU LIKE KIDS
YOU WANT MY BODY.......ONCE I'M DEAD...LOL

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