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  • Ages 22–32
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Last online
Yesterday – 8:23pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
When drinking
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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i have no idea what to say here, i feel like anyone who speaks of themselves in a definitive tone sounds a bit conceded so if you don't think Im the worst looking person, have a career in the arts, and like a bit of spontaneity message me and we'll see where it goes
What I’m doing with my life
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Im a freelance portrait artist/graphic designer and occasionally moderate classes at the arts students league. Which pretty much means taping down the feet and palms of nude geriatric men and manning the stopwatch (very prestigious), but i get free studio time so it weighs out in the end. Im also taking a few classes at Pratt to keep up with Adobe I need to make sure i have a firm software grasp before i completely sell out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing figures, killing time, broiling (i make a mean lamb chop), and chit chat
The first things people usually notice about me
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i really try not to but ive been told i have a shit eating grin (not pictured)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The list is huge but right now i find myself watching a lot of black mirror, deadwood, utopia, peep show, john safran "race relations-Speaking in tongues its all great, trailer park boys, wonder showzen, kenny vs. spenny, cock'd gunnz, dr. katz, frisky dingo, police squad, mighty boosh, and most recently burning love... I'm pretty strict when it comes to how i entertain myself, so if you consider yourself a television nerd as i do please message me i love nothing more than talking shop about weird tv. If you have heard of it i have seen it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my keys
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
christmas songs, Im from a jewish family (extremely liberal) but for some reason when Im alone i always find myself humming christmas carrels
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
filled with libation
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Had a crush on Ursula from the little mermaid when i was a kid
You should message me if
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if you've read anything by Kurt Vonnegut