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32 Jersey City, NJ Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:24pm
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Interested in traveling the world and maybe liking something so much that we don't come back. These two:
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding the balance between laziness and ambition while working in the city as an IT Director of a nonprofit I don't care about. Trying to figure out how to convey who I am and what I'm about in an OKC profile. It's not possible and frankly I don't want to do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ocular patdowns. Did you knows. Trivia. Intellectual conversations about nothing. Observational humor. Making you laugh at yourself. Myself. Us. Bad jokes. Great stories. Big words. Idioms. Cliches. Puns. Euphemisms. Grammar. Modesty. Humility. Games. Cards. Board games. Jenga. Tech stuff. Building stuff. Fixing stuff. Outdoor stuff. I get a lot of "I learn something new every time I'm with you."
The first things people usually notice about me
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My stellar beard. My confidence. People think I'm shy and standoffish. I'm really just figuring you out and gauging if you can handle me. I have a strong and confident personality and if I see it might be an issue then I won't engage. I don't need drama. After a few discussions I ultimately get "you are not at all what I thought." 99% of the time it's said with a surprised grin and a slight side eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything Tarantino, Denzel, Cruise, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Bronson, Fight Club, The Big Lebowski, Office Space, The 5th Element, Closer, The Devils Rejects, Donnie Brasco, Goodfellas, Casino, Wolf of Wall Street, A Bronx Tale, Mama, The Conjuring, The Cutting Edge, Kingpin, Fargo, Clueless, Breaking Bad, Sopranos, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Futurama, South Park, Bobs Burgers, The Life and Times of Tim, Seinfeld, Always Sunny, Reno 911. House Hunters International. Jay-Z, Fabolous, anything Brooklyn, Hip Hop, Rap, R&B, anything Trent Reznor does, Rock, RHCP, Classic Rock, Slightly Stoopid, Reggae. Yankees. Rangers. Knicks.

I like to cook and eat healthy but also love going out. Portuguese is my favorite and Thai a close second. I'd like to take town Adam Platts 101.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water (Drinking and playing)
Cheesesteaks (Piccolos in Hoboken)
Peanut Butter, Nutella and Biscoff
Cheesing my f'n brains out!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the fuck I want out of life. All the shit I should be doing but I'm not. How I could write ten more of these profiles and still not even come close to feeling it's complete.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In. Out. About. Relaxing. Friends. Family. Lake. Beach. Bars. Restaurants. Bowling. Arcade. Shows. Everywhere. Nowhere.
You should message me if
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You like the humor of George Carlin, Larry David, and Louis CK. You can discuss Carlin topics or the banality of David's and still walk a mile like Louie. You like to learn. You're objective. Confident. Smart. Witty. You're self-aware. You pay attention to most, if not all, of the details.

You really really appreciate a good sense of humor. I can't tell you how many times I go out with someone and they say "I've never met anyone like you" as vodka tonic comes out their nose.

Sarcasm, unless really well played, isn't wit. If I wanted to get poorly sassed I'd go hangout with my nephew. If sarcasm is one of your "things you cannot live without" please don't message me. Or if you said something like "sarcasm is my second language" or even better "sarcasm I put that shit on everything" you should probably date a teenager. You're probably not very good at it either. Properly played sarcasm should make you think twice. Don't get me wrong, it's not that I'm not sarcastic, it's just that there's other ways to be witty.

Don't bother if you're the type to complain about you're/your and there/their/they're but then have a pic that with a caption "My Dad and I" - You're the worst.

GGG a must.

You see the humor in all of this.

The idea of going to a Rangers hockey game sounds awesome.