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amiraloffun

28 F Charlotte, MI

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 12, 2010
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm crazy, really. At any given time I could be singing a veggietales song, quoting kids' movies, making faces, poking someone, playing on my computer, practicing real hard on the Guitar Hero... I do really weird things (even weirder when I'm provoked). I once thought it would be funny to walk around the mall acting honestly retarded, so I did with my little brother and he couldn't stop laughing. People would stop and say "You shouldn't laugh at that poor girl. It's not her fault she's...special." My brother just laughed harder. We are strange people, I know. I'm not a mean person, tho I am violent. I hit everyone, for no reason in particular. You can hit me back, but then it's on. We are sooo having a wrestling match in the living room. Move the couch and the table, then bring it! lol. I like to play videogames, mostly ones that don't require much thought, and listen to rock. I've got no friends cuz I'm a loser. Actually, it's because I choose poorly and I very often find that they aren't very good friends, then we fight and eventually we stop talking. When I was cool enough for people to associate with me, we were often found drinking, getting high, sitting around doing absolutly nothing, watching the disney channel or a scary movie or talking on the phone. I'm a very boring person. I'm pretty damn domestic. I like cleaning, cooking, and baking. Actually, I love baking, but no one can keep up with me. I'll bake like 4 batches of cookies, some brownies, some pie, some fudge and I have to wait a week or two before people in my house eat them all so I can make more. Oh, and I'm 23 and still don't have a license, and yet I'm having a baby. Go figure.

I also have an account on myspace. For my profile, click or copy and paste this link: http://www.myspace.com/my_kittie_is_the_best

I am addictive, random, and unable to spell
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm living it man...Trying to keep my house in some semblance of cleanliness, keep my food down (the child is good for not letting me).... Trying to stay mellow... Still trying to write my three previously unfinished novels, fretting over my soon to be child... and, of course, I'm baking the time away. Also, planning to run away to an island where stupid people aren't allowed in! I spend a lot of time with Mark and Auddie, running around in Lansing and doing lots of random shit... going pee every five minutes (lol). Pretty much screwing around and trying to pull it together all at once... it's interesting to say the least.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
talking, but aren't most girls? hehe. Really tho, I have some talents. For instance, I use to write poetry that wasn't totally worthless and well, I can start writing books, but apparently can't finish, I can sing, and I can whistle through my teeth. I can wiggle my ears, I'm also good at being mean to my brother, "borrowing", being a dumbass, choking on the inhale, putting things off, people pleasing, resolving problems and uh, being flirty. lol. I've also been informed that I'm very good at doing...well..dirty lesbian things :D
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically~ It's either that I'm fat, or it's my hair. Everyone loves my hair. My sister likes to pet it and tell me I'm a kittie. That's probably why I meow at her so much... Other than that it's that I'm weird as all get out. I have a great sense of humor and with my friends you need it. Also, I'm very family oriented. I love my family, extended and immediate, and I try to spend a lot of time with them. I love family get togethers which would make the holidays (Thanksgiving and Christmas) my favorite time of year. I bitch too much sometimes and I apologize for things that aren't my fault. I randomly sing interesting things that make no sense, make weird noises and quote movies. I pretty much just go around acting like an idiot. It's a lot of fun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS~ Harry Potter Series, Dreamcatcher, The Door To December, Green Mile, and The Shining. Pretty much anything by Stephen King, Mercedes Lackey and Stephenie Meyer. I also like The Chronicles of Narnia, The Tribulation Force books and any mystery novels.

MOVIES~ The Warriors, Butterfly Effect, Collateral, Super Troopers, Rock My World, Monkey Bone, The Girl Next Door, The New Guy, The Shining, Slackers, Requiem For A Dream, Smokers, Zombieland, Pirates of the Carribean, Thirteen Ghosts, Major Pane, the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Gothika, 8 Crazy Nights (anything with Adam Sandler), Gia, I Am Sam, Big Money Hustlers, The Grudge, Original Sin, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, all the Veggietales, and Taking Lives.

MUSIC~ Rock and all the variations of it (Staind, Seether, Incubus, Korn, Dope, Kittie, Metalica, Styx, Lynard Skynard, Ozzy), some pop(Justin Timberlake, Alanis Morissette, The Goo Goo Dolls, Red Hot Chille Peppers), R&B/hip hop(Missy Elliot, Usher, Alicia Keys, Chris Brown, Lil' Wayne), classical, and rap(some Eminem, ICP, Twizted, Tech N9ne, Ludacris, Method Man).

Foods~ Cheese! *drools* haha, anything that'll make me fatter is yummy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, my library card (for books and the comp), a ps2, my family, lip gloss or chapstick, and cleaners for everything, but not in that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All of the following: (a)where the fuck are my cigarettes and lighter? (b)why is the world so unfair? (c)why is it so cold in here? (d)shit, i know i forgot something, what was it....? *thinks* (e)i think i may kill nana today!! (f)why must the baby keep kicking me? (g)i need money (h)the boy is so annoying ...where's a gun when you need one?! (i)WHERE IS D?!!!! (j)mark needs to get here and talk to this damn child!! (k)should i get up or sleep..? (l)what's on tv? (m)why don't we own more than one ps2? (n) good gad i'm high : ) (o) my rofl chopter goes shwa shwa shwa!!! (p) let's go to candy mountain, charlieeee! (q) screw you body for being prego and sick!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, watchin SmackDown or playing Need for Speed: Most Wanted, Guitar Hero I or II, or Dark Cloud. Sometimes I'll be cooking, sometimes I'm sleeping and sometimes I'm reading. But for sure, between 8pm and 10pm, I'm at home watching Smackdown with dad, mark and the boy. Depends on which friday (and what part of it) you catch me on...I almost never go anywhere cuz I'm boring like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
anything. I know we're all tired of seeing the same old "I'm open, so ask me anything" answers for this question, but it's the truth. I'll try to think of something to tell ya'll tho...*thinks hard* >_< *rubs her head* ow, thinking hurts. Ok, this is what I came up with: If I could make any story real and live it, I would live and breathe Harry Potter cuz I LOVE those books!!! but everyone knows that. Lemme try again. *tries* Ok, how about this: My biggest fear is getting head lice... DAMN!! I'm not very good at this... just write and ask me what you wanna know.
You should message me if
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You wanna be friends. You want to tell me to shut up and get a life. You wish to inform me that I need to be put in the loony bin. You want to inform me that I'm fat or weird or anything of the sort. You are a lesbain that wants me. (YAY) You wish to worship me. You're a juggalo/lette... or if ya just wanna smoke down with me (after i have the baby, of course)...(SUPER YAY). Whatever your reason, feel free.