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amirite_amirite

24 M Somerville, MA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Ukrainian born, California bred. Went to college in Boston and haven't left yet. Juggling the expectations of young ("professional") adulthood and not being a total shriv. Not a hipster, but tend to fall into pop-cultural rabbitholes. Not a granola, but am a fan of the outdoors. Not a hardo, but am very easily and quickly pumped up by pretty much any DMX song ever. Fan of vinyl, sociology, sports absurdia, and dramatic irony. Also, you. You seem pretty swell.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated from undergrad about two years ago and now I do analytics for a mid-size e-commerce company. In my free time, I play tennis, go to concerts, read voraciously, write lethargically and mix music here and there.
I’m really good at
Pub trivia. Haberdashery. Beatmatching. Projectile-based drinking games. Contrapositives. Making a killer rack of baby back ribs. Getting writer's block. Using big words in short texts. Having too many tabs open.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm very kempt. Which is a word that we as a society don't use enough. Hmm, so maybe the first thing people notice is that I'm quite belligerently prescriptive about what words "society" uses inadequately, sufficiently, or overmuch. Go forth and use the word "kempt", y'all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Currently Blasting: Game of Thrones S4 OST.
Currently Reading: catching up to all the snobby Gladwellites and reading Piketty's "Capital in the 21st Century".

Books: Infinite Jest, Trainspotting, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead, Gravity's Rainbow, The Idiot, and, because for every Dostoyevsky there is an equal and opposite anti-Dostoyevsky - The Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan (and you know, ASOIAF is pretty solid).
Films: The Godfather; City of God; The Professional; The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly; Hoop Dreams; Zoolander.
Current(-ish) Shows: Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Wilfred, Game Of Thrones, Portlandia, House of Cards, The Walking Dead. In general, I also really love trashy reality TV. The trashier, the better.
Older Shows: Cheers, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Freaks & Geeks, Invader Zim.
Music: Most things, too many things. Chamber pop, northern soul, 90's and early 00's rap, classic rock, new wave, and everything else, really.
Food: Sushi/sashimi, steak, Thai, and a special soft spot for In-N-Out and Russian food.
The six things I could never do without
Music, laughter, San Francisco Giants baseball, my loved ones, pen and paper, mah Kindle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Something of great, but fleeting, profundity or incredible inanity. Also (or is it e.g.?), Kanye West. Also also: narrative arcs, modes of representation, and art in the age of mechanical reproduction.
On a typical Friday night I am
myself. But occasionally, a bout of metaphysical solipsism really makes me reconsider that proposition. Which is super annoying if I'm out at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still have all my pokemon cards packed neatly in binders in a box at home. One day they'll be worth MILLIONS.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–27
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you need a teammate for The Amazing Race.
you're confident you can beat me in Scrabble (or trivia).
you know a great upcoming show and need a concert buddy.
you own books. that you occasionally read.
your perfect first date just might be oysters and beer on a restaurant roofdeck.