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amjurs

29 F North Fort Myers, FL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:25am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
If all you say to me is "hey" or "what's up?", or ask me how my day is... don't expect a response. (although I promise I'm a really nice person. )

I do have kik... but you have to ask for it.. :)
Instagram: amjurs
wife's profile lovemuffin777 (don't be afraid to reach out to her too... she doesn't bite. ( too hard)

Please reference my: "You should message me if section" first

I am married. She knows about my account and encourages it. *Update: 3/8/14 although down the road we are looking for another person in a polyamorous relationship, My wife and I are having an open relationship. Meaning we separately go on dates. (Seperately) Hang out and have fun with other people. My wife has a girlfriend. I am are looking first for a friendship, and then proceed from there (what is any relationship without friendship?) If down the line things progress that's fine, but it's not something I'm/we are looking for currently.

Now to the fun stuff:

I'm a Gemini and it pretty much sums us up. I'm usually up for anything. Like to go with the flow. But of course I change our mind on a dime.

I love to people watch. I like to watch the dynamics of people. I pay attention to body language and what people aren't saying. I majored in Sociology and minored in Psychology and Women Studies at Ball State in Muncie IN. (explains the people watching)

I hate rude people. I'm nice. I'm looking for another nice person. I will hold the door open for the person behind me. I return the shopping cart to the store or at least the cart return. It's my biggest pet peeve when people can't return their cart when they are three spots away.

We don't do jealousy. We're not jealous (to a point) and don't want someone to freak out if one of us gets checked out. It's a wasted emotion. We're both flirts. It's just our nature.

I’m a sucker for tattoos ( brownie point for good ink) . I have 8 tattoos (looking to get more) and 12 piercings.

We like to stay in, watch movies and play board games. (I usually win, and yes I'm challenging you) When we venture out, we like to go to a nice dinner and possibly see a movie. We like to joke around and have fun. I do like to go out and dance. (I'm such a girl)

We have 2 cats and 1 dog. So if you are allergic I would suggest keep moving.

I'm not into playing games. If I'm are interested I won't play hard to get (I imagine that can sound slutty, but we are all adults and I wear my big girl panties so I don't have to act like a high schooler and string you along) We don't do drama. I will tell you what I looking for, and what I want out of my relationship with you. (Granted it may change, but we can always re-address and keep a ruining conversation) expect the same. Speak up! Communication is the key to ANY relationship.

Note* we are busy people. I'm are mostly looking for people to hang out with and have fun. But you need to actually have a sense of humor, and can indulge in conversation. I'm not opposed to getting into a relationship but I will warn you it may be a lot to take on. But if you think you're up for the challenge, I like confidence, and someone who's willing to work for something good. I'm also aren't looking for "donors". Thank you. I'm flattered, but we have it figured out.
What I’m doing with my life
My wife lovemuffin777 and I moved to Florida at the beginning of February. 2012. She grew up in Michigan and I grew up Indiana.

My wife is an EMT
I work at an adult toy store in Fort Myers.

We are looking to moving into a house within a year and a half. We will be staying in the Cape Coral/ Fort Myers area.
We are also planning on having kids soon.
I’m really good at
I can sing well.
I'm also really good at making people laugh.
I can put a smile on your face.
I'm amazing at turning anything sexual. Anything can be a sexual pun. I can give you random facts too (it's sometimes bad when I'm being intimate.. I will spout off facts about the human body) I'm full of useless information.
Being quirky. I have been told I sing my words when I'm excited. Making up songs of what I'm doing, and re-writing words to songs
Doing a happy food dance when I have tasty food.
Folding fitted sheets
Fitting anything back into it's original packaging.
Spelling everything wrong.
Not finishing my last sip of coffee.
The first things people usually notice about me
Cliche', but my eyes I suppose. I have very expressive faces that I make. I imagine my hair, as well. Oh... and probably that I have a big ass. If you understand this.. my measurements are 41-34-52. That's a 18 inch difference between my waist and hips...told you my ass was big.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The 5 Love Languages
The Ultimate Guide To Getting It On
The 10 Second Kiss
Twilight Saga
I <3 Female Orgasm
I like books but I don’t read a lot if I don’t have to. If anything, I read about sex a lot. I like to learn new facts new techniques and fun stuff.

Movies:
I like anything that will put a smile on my face. Give me a comedy. I like The Boondock Saints, Elf, Stepbrothers, Mean Girls, The Incredibles, Anchorman, Zoolander, Iron Jawed Angles, Stardust, I like musicals, Clue, Drop Dead Fred, Buffy The Vampire Slayer,

TV: Family Guy, Futurama, Sex In The City, America's Next Top Model, What Not To Wear, Bob's Burgers,The L Word, True Blood, Walking Dead, Family Guy, Orange is the New Black,

Music:
I think I like just about everything. I love swapping good music with someone. (so if you have any suggestions let me know) Right now I'm listening to, One Republic, Halestorm, The Pretty Reckless, Grace and The Nocturnals, Telepopmusik, Marianas Trench, Ben Rector, Maroon 5, Jessie J, Birdy. Lorde, Andrew Belle, The Weepies, Ellie Goulding, Kaskade, and Rosi Golan, Led Zepplin, The Greatful Dead, Sam Smith
Give me anything with a good beat, or good lyrics, or good vocals, or good harmony (why I like Story of The Year, The Used, and Emery)
My guilty music pleasures: Katy Perry, Justin Bieber, and Ke$ha (go ahead and judge me)

Sam Smith. Sexy sexy song: http://youtu.be/p_OvashuS7Q

Food:
We love good food and good conversations. I LOVE sushi. I could have it everyday. We actually make our own sushi at least once a month. Of course it's more fun to have a sushi party with other people. (so if you wanna learn the basics... hit us up) I also love steak. I'm not a picky eater. I will try anything. The only things I don't like are mangos, papaya, cilantro, and black licorice, and also not a big fan of ham.
The six things I could never do without
1. My wife
2. family
3. sex
4. music
5. My animals (Coco, Peanut, and Mieko)
6. laughter and good conversation

I know I totally slipped in a 7th one... I'm making up for all the people that list shit like: air, food, water... etc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the next few years will look like. What our family will look like and where we will live.

What I will do when im off work

Why all the guys im super interested in live in Sarasota... or Naples

And why its so easy to stand me up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Staying in, watching movies, cuddling.

Going out to the bars. Hanging out dancing, people watching. I'm up for anything really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not sure if I will ever find what I am looking for. It can change from time to time.

I'm not looking for anything too serious right now. We are really busy and looking to get pregnant within the year. I know some people can't handle that so I wouldn't ask anyone to get in a serious relationship with me and be involved in that process unless they wanted it too. Im not opposed to getting into a relationship but not cutrently looking for it.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 22–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to hang out. I love making new friends to go out with. If I've kept your attention for this long. If you have any questions.

Note: if you send a generic message like "hey" or "hello" or where you only comment how you wanna fuck me... Keep moving. I like a conversion starter. At least make a message 4 sentences. I think I give enough material to at least start a conversation. Ask a question, make an observation. Prove to me that you actually read my profile.

If you live close by or you would actually drive to meet me. If you live out of state, or 3 hours away... don't bother. I actuallly want to MEET somebody.