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My self-summary Propose an edit

I am a daughter, a sister, a good friend, a feminist, a romantic, a sex-educator, an occasional actress, a film enthusiast, a gringa who speaks Spanish with a Castillian accent, a bad-ass badminton player, and a Smith College alumna. I am assertive, beautiful, capable, charming, confident, feminine, flirtatious, funny, happy, honest, independent, intelligent, klutzy, loud, loved, open, opinionated and strong. I’m addicted to Diet Pepsi, I manage to dance without too much of my white-girl rhythm, and I get too emotionally involved with fictional characters.

I love my friends (especially Jobot180) and family, comprehensive sex education, good times with good people, laughing until my face hurts, movies, shopping, reading for pleasure, singing, swimming, flirting, kissing, hugs, getting dressed up, taking pictures with my friends, staying up late, sleeping in, playing my guitar (badly), AZ sunsets, acting, improv and stand-up comedy, carbs, margaritas, sangria, massages, dancing, long showers, travel, London, Paris, Sevilla, Italy, jeans, cute shoes, and moments when I feel beautiful.

Yeah, that kind of sums things up.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Waiting tables until I get a "real job" or get into grad school.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Teaching sex-ed (and sometimes scaring frat boys in the process -- too much fun), playing badminton, swimming, making margaritas and sangria, sleeping, giving backrubs (but I love receiving them more), speaking in crazy accents, and finding ways to have a good time.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Um... my face?

But I've been told I have beautiful eyes.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

Books: Good Omens, Small Gods, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Lovely Bones, Wicked, Tess of the D'Urbervilles, Othello, Song of Solomon, 501 Spanish Verbs (seriously, I freaking love this book), The Vagina Monologues, The Red Tent, Harry Potter (silly fun), The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Twilight

Movies: The History Boys, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Sliding Doors, The Princess Bride, American Beauty, Benny and Joon, Frida, Y tu mama tambien, Pirates of the Carribean, Chasing Amy, A Fish Called Wanda, Some Like it Hot, Young Frankenstein, Clue, Kiss the Girls, Dangerous Beauty, Mansfield Park, Now and Then, Shakespeare in Love, Closer, Batman Begins, French Kiss, Serenity, Casino Royale, Stranger Than Fiction, Children of Men

Music: Ingrid Michaelson, Greg Laswell, A Charlie Brown Christmas (always makes me happy), Anna Nalick, Avril Lavigne, The Beatles, Coldplay, The Corrs (their earlier stuff), Counting Crows, Franz Ferdinand, Frou Frou, Garbage, Goo Goo Dolls, Jack Johnson, Juanes, Justin Timberlake, The Killers (Hot Fuss), KT Tunstall, La Oreja de Van Gogh, Lily Allen, Nelly Furtado, Oasis, OK Go, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Sarah McLachlan, Shakira, U2

Food: Asian food and Mexican food are my favorites, but my favorite restaurants are all in Northampton, MA, where I went to college.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Friends, family, entertainment, sleep, affection, and laughter.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

What I want to do with my life. So many possibilities...

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Working. Boring, right? But I love to go out after my shift ends.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have a tattoo.

You should message me if Propose an edit

Any of this sparked your interest.

Please don't message me if you're under 22, over 30, if you don't have a picture posted, or if you have children. And just because I volunteer as a sex educator, that does not mean that I have an inordinate amount of sex or that I'll be impressed by your supposed amazing skills in the sack. I am not on this site for casual sex, so please do not proposition me for such.

And yes, I have received enough e-mails that I need to write a disclaimer like this, so please don't e-mail me to tell me that I'm an ageist or inconsiderate bitch because you don't fit into my personal preferences. I'm actually quite nice (just ask Jobot180), and don't like being told that I'm horrible by people who have never met me.

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