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ampersandesque

24 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jun 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like birds and words.

I am a heterosexual, cisgendered, redheaded, and able-bodied linguist, feminist, atheist activist, and likely the biggest Amanda Palmer fan you'll ever meet. (And if you're like "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" to that, by the way, then we should most DEFINITELY become best friends immediately, if not sooner.)

I'm a huge advocate of the ampersand (&), the interrobang (‽), and the Oxford Comma.

And ... I don't know what else to say?! (See what I just did there?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm still trying to answer that one for myself ... Ah well, I'm young yet.

I recently graduated from Northwestern University with a B.A. in Linguistics, and I'm currently working in a bar that specializes in craft beer while I sort out my greater life trajectory.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Kicking your ass at Scrabble, identifying birds, and painting my face like it's my job.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Either the fiery red hair, the resonant laughter, or the fact that I shave off my eyebrows, but I don't shave under my arms.

I'm ironic like that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
°•·°.BOOKS.°•°

"A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson
"Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead" by Tom Stoppard
"Urban Tantra" by Barbara Carrellas
"The Boy Detective Fails" by Joe Meno
"The Big Year" by Mark Obmascik
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
or anything by Nietzsche, Montaigne, Carl Sagan, &c.

I don't read books very much anymore, but when I do, they're usually on science or philosophy. Not a big fiction person.

°•·°.MOVIES.°·•°

Eek, how much time do you have ...

Although, in terms of TV, I should mention that I have a gigantic hard-on for Peep Show. David Mitchell is a god among men, my friends. And I'll watch anything with Gordon Ramsay in it. Although, I must say that Boy Meets World will forever remain the greatest show of all time, and that's a fact.

°•·°.MUSIC.°·•°

Amanda Fucking Palmer is the air that I breathe.

Mother Mother comes in second.

Beyond that, I'm open to anything.

°•·°.FOOD.°·•°

Anything with mushrooms involved. Also, I really truly hate seafood. #sorryImnotsorry
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) THE INTERNET. OH, INTERNET, Y U SO GOOD?!

2) That's all I can come up with right now.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social justice, feminism, sex education reform — the works.

Also, what birds must be thinking when they're perched on telephone wires. "Look what they made for us!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
#LOFNOTC
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a survivor of repeated sexual assault. I suffer from PTSD, depression, and EDNOS. I'm in recovery, but these things take time.

(Hoo boy, this super srs bsns is probably really turning you on!)
You should message me if
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You're willing to read my blog series on surviving sexual abuse:

http://allmystubbornounces.wordpress.com/my-story/

It's a bummer, I know, but hey, shit's real.

**EDIT: After receiving a rather disturbing message on here, I would also like to add DO NOT MESSAGE ME just to victim-blame me. Please and thank you!