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24 • Chicago, IL • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–45
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, casual sex
- Last online
- Jun 13, 2014
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body type
- A little extra
- Atheism, and very serious about it
- Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from university
- Seeing Someone
- English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
I am a heterosexual, cisgendered, redheaded, and able-bodied linguist, feminist, atheist activist, and likely the biggest Amanda Palmer fan you'll ever meet. (And if you're like "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED" to that, by the way, then we should most DEFINITELY become best friends immediately, if not sooner.)
I'm a huge advocate of the ampersand (&), the interrobang (‽), and the Oxford Comma.
And ... I don't know what else to say?! (See what I just did there?)
I recently graduated from Northwestern University with a B.A. in Linguistics, and I'm currently working in a bar that specializes in craft beer while I sort out my greater life trajectory.
I'm ironic like that.
"A Short History of Nearly Everything" by Bill Bryson
"Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead" by Tom Stoppard
"Urban Tantra" by Barbara Carrellas
"The Boy Detective Fails" by Joe Meno
"The Big Year" by Mark Obmascik
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams
or anything by Nietzsche, Montaigne, Carl Sagan, &c.
I don't read books very much anymore, but when I do, they're usually on science or philosophy. Not a big fiction person.
Eek, how much time do you have ...
Although, in terms of TV, I should mention that I have a gigantic hard-on for Peep Show. David Mitchell is a god among men, my friends. And I'll watch anything with Gordon Ramsay in it. Although, I must say that Boy Meets World will forever remain the greatest show of all time, and that's a fact.
Amanda Fucking Palmer is the air that I breathe.
Mother Mother comes in second.
Beyond that, I'm open to anything.
Anything with mushrooms involved. Also, I really truly hate seafood. #sorryImnotsorry
2) That's all I can come up with right now.
Also, what birds must be thinking when they're perched on telephone wires. "Look what they made for us!"
(Hoo boy, this super srs bsns is probably really turning you on!)
It's a bummer, I know, but hey, shit's real.
**EDIT: After receiving a rather disturbing message on here, I would also like to add DO NOT MESSAGE ME just to victim-blame me. Please and thank you!
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