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amusingstrapon

51 Phoenix, AZ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–87
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Dec 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Straight Single WM, educated and well traveled. conservative values, open minded, looking to meet new friends.
**My PHOTO disappeared, It was me and I am not sure why. I'll put an older one up for now,??** write me and I will send. ***
==MY LOCATION is in a state change==what shows may not be where I am right now == more like where I am going.
moving to new location in warn sunny place. Mostly southwest US this year but also some overseas. Location may be anywhere from California Nevada Arizona Texas Florida Latin America. House Hunting = and I am flexible on these travels.
At times I am creatively inclined.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to avoid some of the stupid stuff that is happening.
Coming back from some natural disasters. Thinking of ways to avoid future disasters. Learning about many subjects
Avoiding dealing with stupid people
I have some eco things going on but that may take a while.
Seeking stimulation of sorts. secret creative
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Doing Research on a variety of subjects.
Coming up with imaginative and crazy ideas.
Typing on the computers, faster than my brain can think..so be aware and cut me some slack.
Photography, bicycling, cooking, giving sensual massages
Being a mad scientist and finding broken power tools or kitchen appliances that may get turned into adult toys. Women interested in being test pilots for these inventions... or if you want to be the operator and safety observer
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am fine with not being noticed but that does not always work
In my world travels, I usually manage to blend in good enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Internet Research, Travel Ch, HGTV, Cooking Ch, History Ch, Books that will be useful for improvements in US southwest warm location or latin america. stuff to make myself better at providing amusing service or times.
Lately I have been studying up on anything to do with construction for home, backyard, various toys, food ideas, ....
I save up ideas on lots of stuff.
I want to build a backyard pizza oven and some other outdoor kitchen plans.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Imagination, mental stimulation, sunshine, warm days, baby oil, sensual memories, visual ideas. I can do without many things as I do not need much to be happy. As I do research on so many different things it is good to have an internet connection though.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
providing amusement and being of service. things that I can do that will make me useful and worthwhile.
coming up with new ideas for transforming things into toys to be used when the time comes
This next year... Checking out the right areas for living at.
Things that will provide some amusement for certain women
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
awaiting the word to be used for some amusing fun, Friday or any other day. If that does not happen here, there are other places in the world that it will. It may depend on where I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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some of the dumb ideas that pop into my head or some of the crazy adventures that have happened along the way. I will admit all kinds of things and share a lot of strange past adventures if you have a warped sense of humor and can laugh about things.
You should message me if
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you are a woman who would like to use me for your amusing ideas or maybe you are bored and would like to discuss some ideas. If you are open minded and have a sense of humor and adventure. If you are willing to expand your talents or think about new things. If you want to be in charge or may have certain fantasies. If you have skills at using some toys or want to learn or perfect some skill. If you want to see my secret bag.
.. Or maybe you just want to be out in the sun. Or if you have a place in the sun and want to share it, your rules of course.
I am an honest and easygoing guy to help out with a few things. You want to use an art model for ideas.
OR>. Or if you are into sensual baby oil massage fun.
...Or maybe you have a BBQ or Pizza Oven or are into new cooking ideas. Or if you may want to discuss living in warm sunny places. Or if you are open to new adventures.
OR If you may not know but might want to bounce some ideas off of me. OR, if you want to see how good I am recovering from injuries or want to help or test my stamina level.