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34 Spring, TX Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:24am
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First of all I just want to let all you poor guys off the hook. I for one don't really care if you read my profile. Let's face it, I have bigger fish to fry lol. I don't know what happened, I just woke up one day and all my silly ramblings had joined up and became a novel. I wish they would make this thing like Facebook. That format would be more fun.

I'd like to thank the interesting dates I've found here for inspiration to create this work ... because it's long enough to be a novel, get it? ... that's okay, we can't all be as blessed with the crazy. Don't worry, it's not you, it's me.


I am the full range of a woman. I'm just like the rest, but also unique. I've got nothing but first world problems. If a complaint crosses my mind the next thought is "How lucky am I to get to complain about such trivial things" life is good. I'm loving every minute! If you're not and you're here, you are either in the wrong place, or taking life for granted! Or you're in a 3rd world country ... with a computer ... and Internet access. Just sayin'

I am just looking now, and keeping my eye out for that guy who is strong enough to be good leader, a strong and kind man. Who isn't afraid of open and honest communication, and to say what he thinks and do what he says. I am only interested in one man... "There can be only one" loved that show when I was a kid ... and I don't know him yet, but I know he's DRESSED when he takes a pic for me! (at least for a while ;) LONGER THAN THAT ... calm down!

I have a great dog whom I spend lots of time training. Her behavior is important to me, so she always runs with me. I love outdoors, and sunshine. I grew up with two brothers, so I'm not as girly as some girls, a bit more of a tom boy. I like to stay in shape, (no I don't mean round;)) and make healthy choices, so I would like to meet someone who has a similar lifestyle.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm in beauty school, and I want to own a nail salon one day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cleaning (except my car ... don't judge)
Judging you back (I know you did)
Forgiving (not forgetting, we can't all be perfect)
Procrastinating (It's an art)
Using auto correct to look even less Intelligent
Figuring out what doesn't work
Finding things to laugh about
Growing (Calm down it's the good kind)
Changing (Gotta keep you guessing)
Being Happy
Dreaming (mostly clean, get out of the gutter!)
Contradicting myself (if you hadn't gotten used to that, you're clearly single ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me, and I will put it here.

Survey results ... appears it's my smile. I demand a recount! I don't like my smile. How typical of me (At least I know it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books> I like reading for knowledge, but I do like some fiction.
moves> 300, P.S. I love you, Die Hard, Fast and furious, Ridic, I Am Legend
music> I love it all, mostly.
Did you really just read that? Blah ha. Don't worry that parts over now, but you'll never get that 30 seconds of your life back!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My God
My dog
My health
My pillow

My dog is the best! She loves me like crazy, and listens well. She's 60 pounds of pure stamina. She loves to learn, play, and (thank goodness) to run. Insert more boring blabbering here.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What must the dog be thinking
How to clean the toaster
How to clean under the oven
And under all the other appliances ...
And furniture ...
Okay cleaning in general
How to be a person I can be proud of
How to be stronger, faster, better.
Gender inequality ... did you guys know there is no male equivalent term for "mistress" suck it up boys we get all the good terms!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out running ... Perhaps at home doing chores or relaxing. The world is my oyster, who knows what silliness I'll come up with next. (I'm even making up my own words if you didn't notice. That's called poetic license ... don't be jealous)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My dog will lick peanut butter off of anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You laughed at the peanut butter joke ... And, you have never thought of actually doing that!!! Gross!

You have integrity. They say you are the sum of the five people you spend the most time with ... If I'm going to include you in that group you'd be someone I admire and have qualities that I will strive to emulate. I'm a sucker for a man's man, and for nice teeth. (I'm a weirdo what can I say lol) I don't care if they are as straight as your ducks are, but they should be squeaky clean. Your ducks however ... They should in a row. ;)

You are my age. I know some guys like "older women" (offended ;P) I'm just not into youngsters, so if your under 30 ... enjoy your youth, it's a great place for you, but I'm looking for something with a crows foot. On the other end of the spectrum, I know old age is always 15 years older than you are, so to clarify ...
(Now loading funny analogy to describe how old is too old, please hold, your call is important to us.)
This by no means is to say that you are "old" just that you are "older" to me, which clearly does not let those previously mentioned youngsters off the hook for calling me "older" because I'm a woman and as such, am free and even expected to contradict myself at will.

You like church. I'm not a Bible thumper, but you will catch me going to church each Sunday, reading my Bible, praying, and serving all without catching fire!! (I know impressive, what can I say, I'm kind of a big deal)

You aren't in a hurry, I'm working full-time going to school full-time, and trying to keep active. Dating is not the most important thing. I'm just open to the idea of meeting someone who could make dating obsolete. I'm very happy being single and I'm enjoying all the perks of being single. With that said, I do prefer to date exclusively. If you prefer to share the love, there is nothing wrong with that! Love on playa, but you're in my friend zone ... which is a freaking awesome place if I do say so myself.

You absolutely do not, will not, ever want to smoke Sam I am. I love the smell of cigarettes like I love the gentle flow of diarrhea ... Kisses!

You have watched this video ...
No more bad dates | Evan Marc Katz | TEDxStJohns:
This is fun, lighten up and let's have a good time.

If you like shopping more than I do ... it's over between us, please don't make it weird.