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anArtistthecat

31 Grand Rapids, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Retired
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love the world, and probably you too.

Also, you should know that I am in a committed polyamorous relationship with ScarletMegasms. With that being said please read on.

Also, I'm always looking for people to make art with me. Preferable while drinking beer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a fantastic brewery. I play in a ridiculous circus-punk band. I really enjoy being outside in the summer and going to music festivals. I have an art studio that I try to make work at. I enjoy painting and making sculpture with people. I also play the harmonica and banjo, although I am not amazing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making a sandwich. Carrying stacks of empty pint glasses. Camping. Drinking beer. Entertaining an audience.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Funny looking beard, long curly hair, blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Robert E. Howard books - I love 30's pulp fiction
Hunter S. Thompson - read most everything he has written
Books about Russian History - I've got a college degree in History.
Books about Art and Art Theory - I've got a college degree in Sculpture.

Movies: The Goonies, Big Trouble in Little China, The Big Lebowski, High Fidelity, Cheech and Chong: Up In Smoke, Sleepless In Seattle

Shows: Netflix - Trailer Park Boys, Futurama, How I Met Your Mother, Louis C.K., Reno 911, Arrested Development

Music: Muddy Waters, Howlin Wolf, The Feederz. I enjoy many Michigan bands. I've got a pretty good record collection too.

Food: I cook some mean BBQ. I will try anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In not any particular order:

*My Biological Family, My Founders Family, My Friends (relationships)
*Making Music and Art
*Doing ridiculous things with great people (adventures)
*The Internets (it exists on computers now?!)
*The Great Outdoors (camping, swimming) , the Great Urban Jungle (bar crawl, spray painting)
*Quiet Time (life and work can be loud)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Underwear. and frogs. and sometimes those goats that fall over when you startle them. and that funny video I watched on youtube. and what day is it? do I work?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting into mischief.....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The thought of setting down roots is much more appealing than I'd like to admit.
You should message me if
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you want my body and you think I'm sexy
Come on sugar let me know
If you really need me just reach out and touch me
Come on honey tell me so, tell me so baby

(Rod Stewart Quote) ((Sorry))

You should reconsider messaging me if you are a woman looking for long term commitment. If you are looking for me to date you and your partner (I date individuals not couples), you think homosexuality is a sin, you want to save me, or you want to tell me the way I am living my life is wrong. Ain't nobody got time for that!

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