I am waiting, watching, and wondering whats next.
My Self-Summary
Argh, stupid text box makes me look like I don't know what an
apostrophe is. So yeah, hi. I'm really awful at these things so
kinda try to bear with me here. I don't know why I have a such a
hard time summing myself, but I swear it's like pulling teeth every
time. Maybe I should go cheesy Dating Game style "He likes indie
movies and music, cooking and classic lit. Let's hear it for Cory"
::flashes applause sign::
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm working full time as a pizza delivery guy and
applying to culinary school. Besides that I'm doing a fat lot of
nothing
I’m really good at
Shooting things in video games? Does that even count as a skill?
No? Then I guess I'll have to dig deeper. I cook pretty well,
that's more like it right? I'm good at directions.... and that ends
the list of my practical talents, impressive no?
(much less useful talents include : ranting on a variety of topics
(including but not limited to 1) film 2) politics 3) why that
woman/man should be shot for allowing their child behave that way
in public 4) why the elderly shouldn't be allowed to drive 5)
conjecturing as to whether or not homeboy over there was dropped on
his head as an infant), blowing deformed smoke rings, letting out
long streams of profanity for absolutely no good reason, being
embarrassing in public.... )
The first things people usually notice about me
Well usually the first thing I get is either "God you're tall"
cause well I'm 6'4 or "Did that hurt?" cause of the lip ring
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books : Mansfield Park/Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austin,
Illuminatus! Trilogy by Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wilson, A
Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess, Lolita by Vladmir Nabakov,
Molecular Gastronomy : Exploring the Science of Flavor by Herve
This
Movies: David Lynch movies, Woody Allen movies, Terry Gilliam
movies, Tod Solondz movies, movies written by Charlie Kaufman, good
movies based on Jane Austin novels, Stanley Kubrick movies, movies
starring Bruce "Jesus Christ" Campbell, movies starring Audrey
Hepburn... I could go on for days (if you can't tell I am a total
movie nerd)
Music : Elliott Smith, The Mountain Goats, Tori Amos, The Beatles,
She & Him, The Pains of Being Pure at Heart, M.I.A. , Bright
Eyes, Cymbals Eat Guitars, The Tallest Man on Earth.... I should
stop before I get carried away
The six things I could never do without
1) salt
2) music
3) a comfy chair (practical AND a Monty Python reference)
4) (insert creative slang term for pot here)
5) a towel (I'm just full great references)
6) a bic lighter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
pretty much everything
On a typical Friday night I am
I usually work till 9, then I come home watch my netflix/play video
games. Yeah I'm Mr. Excitement on the weekends, since all my days
off are during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i once went over a year without shaving and I still couldn't grow a
beard.
You should message me if
if you feel like it?