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34 M Birmingham, AL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 30
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
A little extra
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I can think of two things that describe me pretty well, my sense of humor and the way I analyze things. I tend to be quiet at first because I have a habit of turning into a sponge, I pay attention to new people, things, etc and I remember so many little things you wouldn't believe. I should also throw out there that I am kind of a nerd. I play video games and every once in a while I get an obsession over some random thing. Sports really aren't my thing. How so many people get caught up with how well a whole bunch of dudes they aren't in any real way affiliated with perform throwing a handegg (football) around a patch of grass is beyond me. If you're big on sports, that's not a dealbreaker, but don't be surprised if I start playing on my phone if you turn a game on.

I guess I should list some facts now. I'm a manager at a retail chain. I've had the same friends since elementary school, I make new ones but I rately lose any because if I think someone is awesome then why wouldn't I want to keep them around? I believe in being honest. Lying is silly, your words make your life so if you want to be happy you gotta say the truth right?
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm working and enjoying my friends. I don't really date that much, up until recently it hasn't been a priority to me but now I feel the time is right.

At the moment I'm at a bit of a turning point in terms of religion. I've been more agnostic in the past, but lately I've noticed and accepted that I have a little faith and I'm starting to pray again.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering things and having opinions about things that don't matter. You won't get me caught up discussing religion or politics, but I will be quick to tell you why I hated or loved a certain movie and will cite the smallest detail as why I didn't like it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am the least qualified person on earth to answer this question. Probably that I talk fast. I've lived in the south my whole life and you'd never tell by talking to me. My family is from the south too. A friend of mine who used to live out west said I was an honorary Californian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I don't read that much, a few humor books here or there.

I like a lot of different movies, my favorite genres are horror and comedy. I'd rather discuss my favorites in person.

I don't watch TV, sometimes some older shows on Netflix, but not often at all.

Music I am a fan of rock, punk, ska. Music that sounds fun.

Italian is the best.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(These three I'm subconsciously checking all the time)
Dental floss
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Words that sound like what they mean. Unique is a great word because it sounds unique. So are wierd, fun, stone, fish, these just sound like their meaning. Know what doesn't sound like it means? You'll have to message me :D
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or hanging out at home, or out and about trying to break out of my routine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Dynasty Warriors.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Hell, at this point you should already know if you want to message me. I mean, who reads someone's entire bio not sure if they want to message them and that last little message changes everything? Message me if you like pudding.