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37 Glendale, CA Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 20
6′ 7″ (2.01m)
Body Type
Buddhism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I don't easily fit into categories. If there's an exception to the rule, it's usually me, one way or the other. I've also got a bizarrely diverse range of interests: Books by Ralph Waldo Emerson are on my bookshelf next to the original James Bond stories, next to Torchwood DVDs. Usually what this means is that I know a lot of stuff about seeemingly random things, and really enjoy learning pretty much anything. Want to know something about me? Just ask! Although, there will probably some smart-assery in my answers, along with wit and sarcasm. ("Smart-assery" is now a word. Really!) Oh, and I'm really, really tall. And Buddhist.

I have also been told that I should add: I am totally not a serial killer! Bonus! :-D

I am witty, irreverent, and unexpected
What I’m doing with my life
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Wondering just what the heck I should do next in my life.
I’m really good at
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Apparently, I'm really good at being a smart-ass. I like to be good at being witty, but let's face it - some times I am (and some times I'm GREAT), but some times I'm not. I'm also pretty good at anything relating to the English language. (You know, reading, writing, proofreading, and so on.)

And listening. I'm good at listening, which is awesome, since I like doing it so much!
The first things people usually notice about me
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How incredibly tall I am. (Did I mention I was tall?) Next is how deep my voice is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books? Anything by Isaac Asimov, Samuel Delaney, Chuck Palahniuk, David Gerrold, and Ralph Waldo Emerson. (But I'll read almost anything; I'm quite the voracious reader.)

Favorite movies? No real favorites, but here's a few from my media shelf: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hunt For Red October, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Army of Darkness, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Danger Mouse (it's a prized piece of my childhood!)

Favorite music? Anything really, although I'm not much into country or hard-core ghetto rap. If you really want specifics, then currently on my playlist are: Tenacious D, Lisa Loeb, Beck, Enigma's early stuff, and Weird Al Yankovic. Oh, and film scores.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All kinds of things. (I never stop thinking, so I tend to touch on a lot of subjects.)

Oh! And those personality awards! How do I earn some of those? Like, there are some that I think I should have and that I want to have (like, that "More literary" one, seriously) and how can I earn that when almost all of my questions have been about sex? (Did I lose out on the "literary" and "artistic" awards when I answered "no" to that question about letting my partner shoving a dildo in me?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working. Boo! (Darn my non-9-to-5 work-day! Darn it, I say, Darn!)

But when I get out of work (at 11PM or so), I spend the rest of the night cursing the quiet town I live in, that has nothing to do at midnight on Fridays! (Well, except the Mexican dive bars. But those old Mexican laborers always creep me out by staring at my ass! ;-)
You should message me if
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You should message me if you're interested, or interesting! Tell me something new, something to ponder.

Or if you want some smart-assery.