I know WHO you are and I know WHY you are here .
Try harder boys.
To all the fake profiles and teen traps and honey traps , I know that game too .
To all those who view my profile multiple times and send messages only to delete their fake profiles in an hour ...
Seriously?? Did you flunk out of spy school or just coast through on Daddy's money?
UPDATE I Started this profile 4 years ago during my separation, I was at that time seeking my peers. My divorce has been final a year. I am still NOT seeking to share my valuable time with married cheaters, selfish assholes or basic liars. My screening process for conversation is intense and extensive the screening process for playing naked is not at all for the timid and there are no shortcuts.
I do not require friends or lovers or relationships and I am completely content.
I do not require free counseling ,validation nor your opinions regarding my personality or your assistance in how to better write my profile to attract attention .
This site is known and always has been known as the Facebook of Dating not the Facebook of Fucking.
Simply because the internet is full of basic porn and allows the outlet to entertain our basic urges and take shortcuts does not mean that is its purpose.
This was created as a dating site and a site to make friendships NOT primarily to mingle body parts.
This is not Adult Friend Finder , There are many sites online to find zipless fucks and catch meaningful STDs
They are designed and advertised as tools to hook up.
This site is for people that wish to meet on a deeper level or form friendships on a deeper level beyond their goodie bits.
It is not fair for AFF people or porn to hog the internet. Everyone has enough space and it is rude to attempt to change this one to suit your desires.
Do not imagine you have the balls or the rights to express in a message that I owe you my attention in any way because this profile remains here or because I am active on other profiles online.
If it wanders across your mind to write to me , Sit back a moment and think first if that is truly your wish to draw my attention.
And to the multiple trolls. I know who you are and why you are looking.
The remainder of the original profile remains the same.
Like all of you I have been many things on my way to me....
Child, Daughter, Sister, Mother, Wife, Ex-Wife, Friend, Enemy, Artist, Sales Guru,Student, Teacher, Dancing Chicken, Wandering Lost Soul, Bad Karaoke singer, Lover, Someones sin, Someones hope, Someones dread, New Wife, Step-Mom and now soon to be 2nd time Divorcee...and the list grows on and on ...
I think I have arrived at my final destination of Crazy lady on the Corner. I don't really have my own corner I would be Crazy Lady on the Subway but we don't have those here. In the meantime I will try and find a corner and confine myself to it so I don't bother everyone over much.
I am Creative, Engaging, and Stubborn
It has been brought to my attention that the following post regarding my bisexuality takes up a large part of my profile it has also been brought to my attention that very few here actually read so this post makes no real difference and I am just blowing smoke up my own ass.
For the record my post has been here 8 months without the added explanation of my sexuality.
In that brief time
I have had to suffer daily questions with regard to it from
Couples looking for playmates ,
Various young men looking for an education they assume an older more experienced woman would provide,
Married men who think all women are merely means to an end for their personal pleasure,
Single men who think all women are merely means to an end for their personal pleasure,
Bisexual men looking for understanding,
Crossdressers looking for non judgment,
Straight women who fear that I will attack them while at the same time fearing I will not be attracted to them,
Straight men who fear I know more about women and view sites like this as their own stomping ground. I may illustrate their lack of attention to personal growth thus limiting their choices so they need to knock me down a peg or two these are particularly vile and aggressive,
Gay women who post they only want strictly Gay women not Bi not Straight,
Submissives looking for Doms ,
Doms looking for Submissives
I have answered all their questions openly , patiently and politely with customary grace though internally I wished to run amok with an ax ala Joan Crawford circa Straight Jacket 1964.
The most important part of the post seems to have escaped each and every one and that is simply this.. in all caps maybe
PLEASE DON'T ASSUME IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
Note to the unenlightened...
I list myself as Bisexual simply because it is who I am and who I have been from a very young age.
I am out and open to my family , friends and the most important humans to me my two amazing sons who responded when told with "Gee Mom tell us something we don't know" .
This told me two things I did something right with them and It is simply another part of who I am.
I do not list it here to entice or tempt or be all edgy.
It does not mean I am not selective or that anyone has a chance.
It does not mean I am Tasmanian Devil from Loony Tunes without sexual self control.
It is simply one other part of me, please don't assume it has anything to do with you and we wont have any problems.
....and now I cease to be polite and commence the running of the amok with an ax.