I am satan. Being satan is quite time consuming, but I also find time to pester my friends and read things of dubious merit on the internet. I tend to be quirky and eccentric, as well as quite shy. I freak people out with what I like to call my 'stealth intelligence' -- I do silly things like lose my car keys and answer my own questions, then randomly drop an esoteric gem about history or literature that everyone else finds eerie. People with poor grammar just bother me. I know mine isn't perfect, but honestly, I don't let that stop me from judging others. I tend to live inside my own head.

I am quirky, eccentric, and bookish

I'm wasting my parents' money by attending university and not working up to my potential. Yay!

Reading. I like books. They like me. We have a healthy relationship. I can stop reading any time I want to! I swear!

People notice me?

(a) stranger in strange land, robert heinlein; the inferno, dante; the canterbury tales, chaucer; huit clos, sartre; the kusheline cycle, jacqueline carey; a song of ice and fire, george r.r. martin; shakespeare, especially othello and the merchant of venice. (b) the two towers, hello hot elven army. requiem for a dream, girl with a pearl earing, hedwig and the angry inch, frida, the hours, the rocky horror picture show, jersey girl, the princess bride, the adventures of priscilla queen of the desert, and the court jester. also, troy and alexander, but only to look at brad pitt, eric bana, colin ferrel and jared leto with long hair and wearing butch leather mini-skirts. (c) classical; nine inch nails; the offspring; placebo; mary prankster; rasputina; the ramones; the sex pistols; cake; incubus; and lots of other people i am too lazy to think of. oh, and showtunes. (d) thai, indian and greek

I. my best friend II. books III. my brains IV. money V. tea VI. music

fantasmagoria

Internet Internet Internet Internet Warcraft Warcraft.

I've never had a cavity. Yay strong teeth.

You like baby monkeys. or for any other reason you can think of, i love babbling at....er, talking to new people!